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Mina de Malfois
This is a series of, not fanfics, but original fiction about a fanfic writer. Remniscent of Jeeves and Wooster, the stories wittily explore the crazy, wonderful world of fandom.

Fanmark: The Fandom Hallmark Store
A proposition: Greeting cards for fandom.

Slash fiction and human mating psychology
Evolutionary psychology exploration of slash fic.

Metafandom Fiction: The Day the Music Died (and I Got Farked)
Author: Sam Storyteller
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Summary: This is an original story about what could happen if everything possible went wrong in a fandom, brought on by the minor wanks about spoilers/piracy and the temporary failure of Livejournal this afternoon. It's comedy! It's tragedy! It's kinda foulmouthed, now that I read it. It encompasses everything I love about every fandom I could think of.

Fanfiction Downloader
Mac version.
A lot of people ought to find this application useful.

Mr Earbrass Writes a Slashfic
Author: Nataliadarimini
Rating: PG-13
Warning/Disclaimer/Author's Notes: "I am so sorry. I feel like I am peeing on the Mona Lisa to be profaning the artwork of Edward Gorey. He deserves better. But I think this is funny anyway. I hope you like it. I do not own Supernatural, Merlin, Buffy, Stargate, Harry Potter, Mr Earbrass or any of the other bits and bats that have found their way into this story. They deserve better, too."

Untitled Anthropomor-Fic
by alyse
Meta/Fandom, NC-17

Miscellaneous

Wikihistory
by Desmond Warzel
Not actually a fanfic, but too wonderful not to link. A few days on the time traveller's forum in the year 2104.
"Take it easy on the kid, SilverFox316; everybody kills Hitler on their first trip."

Thunderan Weavings
Years' worth of Thundercats fic by Ninetiger, who is a wonderful person. :-)

Crosswriting
What If.....
Robert E. Howard wrote a Nero Wolfe story?
Don Pendleton wrote a Nancy Drew story?
H.P. Lovecraft wrote a Lone Ranger story?
Norvell Page wrote an Oz story?
Shakespeare wrote a Mike Hammer story?
Ian Fleming wrote a Tarzan story?
Jack Webb wrote a Jules de Grandin story?

Dollhouse songvid

International Day Of Femslash, Multifandom vid: I'm your Man by Charmax

Phantom of the Opera in Fifteen Minutes
by cleolinda
Hilarious.

Lord Wolfe and the Ape-Leader
by who_la_hoop
Summary: The sensible Flora Pilkington is delighted to be asked to accompany her cousin Emily, a wealthy heiress, on a sojourn to Bath – even if seventeen-year-old Emily is something of a ninny-hammer. However, when the dashing but mysterious Lord Wolfe rescues Emily from Terrible Peril, causing her to fall quite in love with him, Flora becomes deeply suspicious. Just who is this Lord Wolfe? Why does he persist in winking at Flora in such a deeply uncouth manner? Why does he refuse to attend all evening engagements? And what is the insufferable man's dark, awful secret? (For she is quite convinced that he has one.) Flora determines to find out, whatever the danger to her reputation . . .

Under the Influence
Author: Rachael Sabotini
Fandom: Highlander
Summary: The Gay Quickening

Kaddish
Author: kishiria
Fandom: The Wicker Man (1973)
A former Summerislander now living in Canada reflects on what her home island has lost. Based on the original Wicker Man.

We Are Six
by Nope
Eloise/Calvin & Hobbes xover

Disney Princess Roundtable

Saint Nicholas
Author: Lady Sisyphus
Fandom: Trigun
Nicholas D. Wolfwood lears the true meaning of Christmas, complete with nuns and small children.

Deliverance
by Whitney C.
Yaoi, NC-17, underage.
A pair of musings from Wolfwood, regarding sex and unrelated matters.

Buck up, it's Baroque by Naraht
Classical Music RPF, Hilda Tablet and Others - Henry Reed, 20th Century CE RPF
Roll over, Beethoven and move over, Benjamin Britten… it's Hilda Tablet, the "eminent twelve-tone composeress." When Hilda and her muse, soprano Elsa Strauss, are special guests at the Aldeburgh Festival, they leave havoc, romantic entanglements and modern music in their wake.

The Spring Bride
Author: waldorph
Fandom: Snow White
Summary: When she came to the palace, the king had a wife. It's important to remember that. That when she came to the palace, the king was already wed.

Camelot: The Very Secret Diaries

A Brief Brief History of Time

Five Reasons Buck Is Candy's Best Friend
Author: chicafrom3
Fandom: Zanna, Don't! (musical by Tim Acito)
Pairing/Characters: Buck & Candy, minor side pairings, guest appearance by Tank
Rating/Category: PG/Gen
Prompt: "Candy & Buck, what he sticks around for"
Spoilers: for the premise of the show, but set pre-canon
Summary: There's more to Candy and Buck's relationship than meets the eye.
Notes/Warnings: First attempt to write Zanna, Don't! fic. Written for smallfandomfest.

The Good Knight-Errant
Author: goddessdster
Hot Fuzz medieval AU. Danny/Nicholas.
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Most from the movie, and a few minor ones of my own creation
The (Not) Legal Stuff: Um, yeah. I disclaim any connection to anyone who made this movie.
Summary: “Sir Nicholas had not meant to offend his Lord so to be thrust out here in no man’s land against his better judgment and abilities.”

Shonen Jump presents "Fiery New Bear Ronin Squad!"
Author: annlarimer
Hot Fuzz Japanese AU.
"NOTES: This had a working title of "Rumiko Takahashi's Hot Fuzz," which should tell you all you need to know about it."

Gay, Bejeweled, Nazi Bikers of Gor
Author: Verisillius
Rating: R
Pairings: Gorean warriors and gay bikers.
Characters: Many characters are modified from characters from the original Gor books, while others are entirely original.
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody, based on John Norman's Gor series, and is not produced for profit. As parody, it is governed by current laws of fair use. All rights to the original Gor material are retained by John Norman.

Darcy's Diary
by Elizabeth
Fandom: Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen
The Very Secret Diary of Mr. Darcy.

Inappropriate Elf Nero Wolfe fic by Parhelion

Milk and Orchids
Nero Wolfe fanfiction. A lot of good stories here.

Black and White, Still
by Jane St Clair
6 February 2005
Peter O'Toole/Leni Riefenstahl
Rating: R
Timeline: Takes place in late 1962 or early 1963

What a Swell Party This Is
Author: musesfool
Fandom: The Thin Man
"She was going to need all her wits about her for this. And another drink."

The Battle of Carthage: A Previously Unpublished Account of the Zombie War
Author: Deifire
Fandom: World War Z
"It was already shaping up to be the worst Christmas ever. And that was before the zombies came."

A Distorted Genius
by HWShipper
Fandoms: Nero Wolfe, House
Summary: He's a genius, eccentric, lazy, and has three staff to do all the work. And House is just the same. Wilson's been arrested on suspicion of murder, and only Nero Wolfe can help.

A Motherfucking Roly-Poly Chubby-Cheeked Shit Machine
Author: Sarah T.
Fandom: Dexter
"No job too big, no description too gross. (Dexter) (Rated R)" Deb-centric.

Fahrenheit 10/31 - The Musical!
Parody of Fahrenheit 9/11 using Evita.

La Famiglia Affair
Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
Summary: Gen. Mafia. I love mafia-related fanfic.

The Incident of the Fellow in the Fellows' Garden
Author: azdak
Fandoms: Lord Peter Wimsey, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
It's 1955, and Lord Peter Wimsey is asked to look into a troubling suicide - or was it murder? - at his alma mater, Oxford. The leading suspect: a student named Illya Kuryakin.

To the East
Author: atraphoenix
Fandom: Carmilla
Characters: Laura/Carmilla, mentions of Carmilla/Bertha and Laura/OFC
Rating: PG-13
Summary: It wasn't accurate to say that Laura moved on after Carmilla's death. She moved forward, certainly, but that was only because she had no other way to go.

They Want More
Vidder: bironic
Fandom: Jurassic Park trilogy (Movie)
Music: "I Want More" (edited demo from Lestat the musical) by Elton John
Summary: The inevitable outcome of cloning giant carnivores.
Content notes: Dinosaur-related violence, gore, cruelty to animals, morbid humor. One clip has possible overtones of sexual threat.
Length: 3:31

Slashy Charlie Chaplin songvid to Queen's "Good Old-Fashioned Loverboy"

The Princess Who Was More Interesting Than Her Prince: A 1001 Nights Trifecta
Hilarious snarky recap of an Arabian Nights tale, with a bit of slash.

the SPARTACUS office AU badfic
by hradzka. Very funny.

Killing Elvis
by hradzka
Fandom: Aliens
Summary: Epistolary fic. Some research scientists have to try to figure out how to stuff and mount an alien.

My Master's Secret Mission
by hradzka
Summary: I am THE LUCKIEST GENIE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
My Master has given me a DIARY! He says that now I can write down things that happened, so I will be able to remember them!

Lost Time
Fandom: Wild Rock
Author: BrightAngel

Swordspoint Fan Art

Babylon 5 Fic
Scroll down to the works of Hobsonphile.

CONFESSIONS OF A BIOGRAPHER
Author: Luc Deradi
Fandom: Babylon 5
Summary: "History, sex and scandals. The hazards of writing the official life of Londo Mollari..."

Come to Dust
Author: vjs2259
Fandom: Babylon 5
Pairing/characters: Lyta/Talia, Susan/Talia
Rating: PG at most
Disclaimer: The standard disclaimer applies; not my characters or settings or backgrounds. But they are my words.
Prompt: Babylon 5, Talia Winters/Susan Ivanova/Lyta Alexander, Lyta and Talia were lovers back at the Psi Corps Academy and Lyta's never really gotten over her. Now she's looking for the sleeper spy and finds her old girlfriend with someone new.
Summary: Pretty much follows the prompt!
Warnings: spoilers for S2 episode Divided Loyalties

Daze of Our Lives slashy cartoon

The Fabulous Land of Oz
Oz slash: Not just for prison fics anymore!

Nom de Coeur
Fandom: Casablanca
Author: Dorinda

Lord Wolfe and the Ape-Leader
by who_la_hoop
Basically Little Red Riding Hood as told by Jane Austen.
"The sensible Flora Pilkington is delighted to be asked to accompany her cousin Emily, a wealthy heiress, on a sojourn to Bath – even if seventeen-year-old Emily is something of a ninny-hammer. However, when the dashing but mysterious Lord Wolfe rescues Emily from Terrible Peril, causing her to fall quite in love with him, Flora becomes deeply suspicious. Just who is this Lord Wolfe? Why does he persist in winking at Flora in such a deeply uncouth manner? Why does he refuse to attend all evening engagements? And what is the insufferable man's dark, awful secret? (For she is quite convinced that he has one.) Flora determines to find out, whatever the danger to her reputation..."

Queen Hilda
Author: Naraht
Fandoms: Hilda Tablet and Others - Henry Reed, Classical Music RPF, 20th Century CE RPF
Summary: It's time for Hilda's next project, "Mapp and Lucia: the opera." Or should that be "Lucia and Mapp"?

Clap, damn you
Author: Naraht
Summary: 1953. A grand opera for the Coronation. What could go wrong?

Polygonal by cmshaw
Fandom: Dot and the Line - Norton Juster
Reasonably happily ever after.

Bullseyes and Targets, Say the Bells of St. Margaret's
Author: Empy (Empyreus)
Fandom: The Gun Seller by Hugh Laurie (yes, that Hugh Laurie)

MERLIN
Author: moonythestrals
Fandom: BBC Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: R
Word count: ~11,500
Summary: Arthur, Merlin, frat brothers, the Dragon, Arthur's BlackBerry, script writing, shitty hip-hop music, Dogma, FATE & DESTINY - oh God I wish I were joking.
Warnings: Just look at the summary, and come to your own conclusion. (Hint, it should be one word, i.e., OMGCRACK.)
Spoilers: For the first few episodes.
Notes: Okay, seriously. I don't know if I should be proud or really ashamed that the longest story I've ever written is about frat boys, but there it is. Thank you to all the people who held my hand & fed me ridiculous ideas & listened to me whine all through this. You know who you are.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.

A Random Collection of Firsts
Author: moonythestrals
Fandom: BBC Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~6,500
Summary: From the fratboy!Arthur universe. What the title says.
Warnings: This is absolutely pointless & completely, 100% gratuitous.
Spoilers: Hahaaha you ask this like this has any relevance to the show whatsoever.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.

H. P. Lovecraft

The Great Old Pumpkin
By John Aegard
A Snoopy/Cthulhu crossover. "As you are no doubt aware, I am the issue of solid Dutch stock—the prosperous Van Pelt family of St. Paul. Mine was a comfortable and happy childhood, and I spent much of it in the devoted service of the Great Old Pumpkin."

What Ho, Gods of the Abyss!
(c)2007 Alan Moore & Kevin O'Neill.
Lovecraft/Jeeves & Wooster crossover.

I Cthulhu, or, or What's A Tentacle-Faced Thing Like Me Doing In A Sunken City Like This (Latitude 47° 9' S, Longitude 126° 43' W)?
by Neil Gaiman

A Study in Emerald (PDF file)
by Neil Gaiman
Sherlock Holmes in a universe where the Old Ones have risen.

Never Look Back by thedeadparrot
Fanfic of A Study in Emerald.
"Thus always to tyrants, then?" John says, inspecting the polished metal. Just yesterday, it had been smeared with blood and entrails, dripping a putrid, ugly green onto the floor. "I like it."

A STUDY IN MIDNIGHT
Author: sound-of-bells
Fandom/Pairing: Sherlock Holmes, Holmes/Watson
Word Count: 41,500
Rating/Warnings: R for violence, language, drug use, general content
Summary: In a world dominated by an alien monarchy, criminals Sherlock Holmes and John Watson work to take down the royal establishment while detective James Moriarty and his associate Sebastian Moran try to track them down. Also featuring by Irene Adler and Roderick Maclean, who did in fact exist. AU based on Neil Gaiman's phenomenal short story "A Study in Emerald."
Disclaimer: As far as I am aware, Conan Doyle's work is in the public domain, and Lovecraft encouraged others to make use of the world he'd thought up. It was, however, entirely Neil Gaiman's idea to combine the two, and I am merely playing in his sandbox.

The Terror From Bohemia
Irene Adler as a hunter of the Old Ones.

The Case of No. 118
by Grondfic
Raised from the dead by Dr Willett, the mysterious "No. 118" must rely on the good doctor to sift the evidence about the activities of Charles Dexter Ward, in order to ascertain his role in the horrifying occurrences in early twentieth century New England.

SELECTIONS FROM H.P. LOVECRAFT'S BRIEF TENURE AS A WHITMAN'S SAMPLER COPYWRITER.

A Statement in the Ice
Author: meganphntmgrl
Lovecraft~Watchmen xover.
SUMMARY: Suppose Adrian Veidt came across the Necronomicon while buying some Egyptian artifacts for his collection. He starts reading. What follows is the inevitable slow descent into madness...

The Deadly Light
Author: anactoria
Lovecraft~Watchmen xover.
Fandom: Watchmen
Characters/Pairing: Various, mainly Adrian/Dan.
Rating: PG for this part, probably R-ish overall.
Summary: Lovecraft-inspired 1920s supernatural horror AU.
Notes: This story may contain: Eldritch Horrors, non-Euclidean love triangles, references to real historical events, wholesale abuse of that nebulous collection of names and ideas sometimes referred to as the Cthulhu Mythos, and quite possibly some smut. No Eldritch Horrors in the smut, though, I promise.
Thanks to flyingrat42 for all her beta help. :) Any remaining mistakes are, of course, my own.

The Cats of New York
Author: anactoria
Lovecraft~Watchmen xover.
Characters: Adrian, Adrian's secretary, Dan & Laurie (briefly), lots of cats.
Rating: PG
Summary: Bubastis is avenged, Lovecraft-style.
Notes: Will probably make no sense at all if you're unfamiliar with H. P. Lovecraft's The Cats of Ulthar.
Written for a kinkmeme prompt, though this differs slightly from the original. (I think, like so many of the best unspeakable horrors, they've just eaten his sanity.)

Bloodbath time
Lovecraft~Watchmen xover.
SUMMARY: The OT3 face evil mutant squid people in a post-GN AU

Squid/Cthulhu fluff
Lovecraft~Watchmen xover.


"Do you want to be a nicer person? Are you looking for inspiration to do good things? Well keep looking. But if you're into opening up terrifying vistas of reality then the Esoteric Order of the Old Ones and Cthulhu Cultists want to help. Contact us today to find out how."

Ally Carter

Ally Carter is the author of the Gallagher Girls and Uncommon Criminals series.

The Art and Science of Lock Picking
by Fornwalt
How Hale and Kat first met.

PROS AND CONS OF ENGAGING IN A COVERT OPERATION WITH ONE'S BEST FRIEND WHICH REQUIRES YOU TO PRETEND YOU ARE A COUPLE: A List by Cameron Morgan
by magistera
Bex and Cammie are using a legend that means they must pretend to be a couple. But is Bex really pretending?

You Catch More Spies With Honey...
by Skogkatt
Bex comes back from winter break to find a lot of challenges at Gallagher Academy. Like boys. And heartache. But not necessarily in that order.

The Amnesty Grift
by Miss Hellebore
After the Henley heist, life has gotten pretty great for Kat and her crew of teenage masterminds. But trouble always seems to find a way to catch up. Old faces, new threats, and another danger-riddled heist to perform.

James Bond

Checklist for the perfect spy by manic_intent
Fandom: James Bond (Casino Royale)
Pairing: Bond/Villiers
Rating: R
Summary: 004 thinks about ten points that make up the perfect spy. [3,138]

Tomorrow We Die
Author: coelogyne
Fandom: James Bond bookverse by Ian Fleming
Pairing: James Bond/Felix Leiter
Rating: PG, mild m/m sexual content
Notes: Unfinished (very much so) story from August 2003. Post-Thunderball but pre-Man With the Golden Gun. Italics indicate unwritten sections. I didn't finish it because it got way too wanky, and also the fandom is miniscule: me.

Drabble: Once Bitten
Author: Lanna Michaels
James/Alec

Punishment Duty
Author: daya_slyth
Rating: G, gen - friendship
Summary: The boys are in trouble.
Disclaimer: Characters belong not to me. No money being made, just playing with them for my own amusment.
A/N: Random little plot bunny that nibbled my ankle until I wrote it. Just friendship between the two here, am working my way up to (eventually) slash. One off ficlet.

Surely Not Rose Petals
Fandom: James Bond 007 fem AU
Pairing: Jane Bond/Felice Leiter
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The last thing Jane Bond wants when tied down spread-eagled to someone's bed is to be threatened with rose petals.
Notes: Written for the "rough sex" prompt on my [community profile] kink_bingo card; the cute little shorts are real, by the way, though I haven't yet tried them on personally ;)
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: These characters are the property of their respective creators, and no profit or infringement is intended.

Crossover
Author: Leviathan
Burn Notice crossover.

From the Shadows
by Carmarthen
Summary: What Alec says is not what he means. Alec and James at school and after.

The Trouble With Mad Scientists
by Carmarthen
"Bond hated billionaire mad scientists. They always went overboard. Your usual snakepit or shark pool just wasn't good enough for them, oh no..." James Bond versus Velociraptor.

Bond ficlet for lasergirl
Elspethdixon
Summary: Wherein Bond and Felix are stuck in the Panamanian jungle.

Broken, Battered & Bent
by Elspethdixon
Bond got awfully beaten up taking down Dr. No. Honey and Felix kiss him better.

Nero Wolfe

Crosswriting
What If.....
Robert E. Howard wrote a Nero Wolfe story?

Inappropriate Elf Nero Wolfe fic by Parhelion

Milk and Orchids
Nero Wolfe fanfiction. A lot of good stories here.

A Distorted Genius
by HWShipper
Fandoms: Nero Wolfe, House
Summary: He's a genius, eccentric, lazy, and has three staff to do all the work. And House is just the same. Wilson's been arrested on suspicion of murder, and only Nero Wolfe can help.

Leverage

The Guys on HotWomenofCrime.Net Are Never Going to Believe This
Author: ijemanja
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Sterling/(Parker)
Rating: teen
Notes: You know, while watching 'The First David Job', you really have to wonder why he went to all the trouble of putting a leather armchair in the back of that armoured van just to wait for his imaginary girlfriend Parker. (Does it count as crack if it has become your own personal canon?) 1019 words.
Summary: Jim Sterling. Insurance investigator. Magnificent bastard. Fanboy.

The Joy of Cooking
Author: ijemanja
Pairing: team gen
Rating: teen
Notes: Mmm, Thai food. Set post-season one. 3000 words.
Summary: Eliot cooks. The rest of the team 'help'.

Bait and Switch
Author: ijemanja
Pairing: none, team gen
Rating: teen
Notes: Short and rather silly. Like Eliot. I am totally going to write something that isn't Leverage again eventually. Just not today. 1500 words.
Summary: Parker and Sophie need to get out of a tricky situation.

The Underwire Job
Author: brown-betty and emeraldwoman
Odd Jobs series
Rating: There is drinking and Warcraft in this one, folks, as well as mature discussion of sexuality as depicted on the internet. It's probably depraved.
Pairing: It's sort of like if a gen-writer wrote Parker/Hardison.
Notes: This is the first time a co-writer has let me title anything! Either I'm softening them up, or my titles are getting better. Spoilers for The Two Horse Job, but fits into continuity much later. (And will probably be jossed next Tuesday.) Written by me and emeraldwoman
Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in the making of this motion picture.
Summary: Parker recruits Eliot for a side job. Comedy and horror ensue.

The Cat-Burglar Job
Author: brown-betty and emeraldwoman
Odd Jobs series
Pairing: no, think bigger. OT3.
Rating: Schemin', macin', and kissin', y'all.

House Rules
Author: brown-betty and emeraldwoman
Odd Jobs series
Warning: Contains suggestions of unsafe food-handling.
Pairing: You're new here, aren't you?

Hardison's Week Off: What We Talk About When We Don't Talk About Love
Author: brown-betty and emeraldwoman
Odd Jobs series
Pairing: There were three in the bed, until Alec kicked them out so he could get some sleep.
Warning: The Library of Congress does not endorse these shenanigans.

Parker's Week Off: But Take A Body Too
Author: brown-betty and emeraldwoman
Odd Jobs series
Pairing: Don't be silly, old people don't have sex.
Warning: Contains much research, and much research cheerfully ignored.
Disclaimer: This document is not certified to be free of doctrinal error.

Nerds of the Earth, take note!
by Betty, Emeraldwoman
Leverage/Iron Man xover

Life in the Twenty-First Century
Author: aces
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing/characters: Alec Hardison; Alec Hardison's thoughts and fantasies involving a number of characters from various books, tv shows, and other media; Nana, who does not figure in any fantasy; and eventually it all comes down to
Hardison/Elliot/Parker
Rating: All ages
Disclaimer: The characters of Leverage—and all other shows, books, comics, etc. mentioned—do not belong to me. I make no profit from this story, am only writing hopefully for the entertainment of others.
Prompt, from lgbtfest: Fandom or other online activities help Hardison come to terms with his sexual orientation.
Word count: approx. 4100 words
Warnings: Spoilery for the end (literally the last five minutes) of the second season of Leverage.
Author's Notes: Okay, John Rogers noted in one of his blog posts that Hardison & Parker are in their mid-20s, so I'm gonna go with something like that chronology and…hope for the best. I'm also going with an assumption that all the other foster situations, including Jehovah's Witness!mom, were before Hardison ended up with Nana, that Nana ended up adopting Hardison, and that she died sometime in Hardison's early 20s. Any errors, canonical or otherwise, are all mine. Special thanks to troyswann for her as-always sound suggestions and advice—you rock, lady!
Summary: Alec Hardison, if pressed, would probably suggest that he subscribes to a post-modern definition of identity.

Age(s) of the Geek
by mermaid
Fandoms: Buffy, Leverage
What if Willow Rosenberg was the one who taught Alec Hardison how to hack? Their chance meeting as teenagers affects the course of Alec's life in unexpected ways.

symptoms of peculiar regard
by Jedi Buttercup (jedibuttercup)
Fandoms: Buffy, Leverage
Summary: If these ladies were typical anything, Eliot would cheerfully eat the designer shoe currently pressed against his throat.

strong objections to the lady
by Jedi Buttercup (jedibuttercup)
Fandoms: Buffy, Leverage
Summary: The conclusion had seemed obvious: a mid-life crisis complicated by a predatory young woman.

Five times the Leverage Crew was not in Gotham, no, really, they weren't, no
by noelia_g
Leverage-Batman xover.

Jeeves & Wooster

A Goodish Spot of Philosophy
Essay: The Man Behind the Stuffed Frog Mask: What Spinoza's Ethics can tell us about Reginald Jeeves
by sex-in-spats

Jeeves and the One Horse Open Sleigh
by Sex_in_spats
On the theme of wintry, how about a wild, one-horse open sleigh ride that brings the boys together in mutual fear for their lives.

Jeeves and the Best Laid Schemes
by Sex_in_spats
Summary: Written for this prompt: While on holiday, Jeeves finally realizes he can't take it any more and decides to make his move on Bertie when he gets home. Every time Jeeves tries to say something, there's an interruption. - birds, bezels, aunts, traveling salesmen, thunderstorms, the more bizarre the better. Finally, seeing that trying to talk to Bertie about it is going to be hopeless, he engineers a few days of absolute isolation and pounces the young master, who responds with delight and a what-took-you-so-long attitude. Massive happy smut ensues. Satisfaction is had by all.

Can't Quite Put My Finger On It
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster

Psychology of the Individual
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster

What Ho, Gods of the Abyss!
(c)2007 Alan Moore & Kevin O'Neill.
Lovecraft/Jeeves & Wooster crossover.

Dear Jeeves by Purity Brown
A series of letters between Jeeves and Wooster.
Jeeves/Wooster

Jeeves and the Lovestruck Spirit by ataratah
Usually the women who land Bertie in the soup are at least alive. This time, not so much.

The Ghosts of Brinkley Court by thirstyrobot (Mercy)
Bertie gets a nasty scare that has more behind it than he could have imagined.

Christmas Dilemma by Mofic
Bertie wants to go to Brinkley Court for Christmas, but how to get out of working as editor/publisher of My Lady's Boudoir? Can Jeeves save him?

Jeeves and the Opera Ghost
by PeekabooFang
Phantom of the Opera crossover.

Canterlot Follies
by LM
Jeeves and Wooster as My Little Ponies. WIP but too good to miss.

The crux of the matter
Author: drachenmina
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Snape 100 Challenge#202: Crossover
Characters: Severus Snape, Jeeves & Wooster
Warning: really bad puns. Sorry.

The Jooster diaries
Various authors. The journals of various Wodehouse characters, told Very Secret Diaries style.

Let There Be No More Marriages
Author: woe_in_a_hoodie
Rating: PG-13 for implied violence.
Word Count: 403
Pairing: Implied Jeeves/Bertie pre-slash.
Warnings Enticements: Evil Jeeves!

Green Ice
Author: Adina
Lord Wimsey crossover.
Bertie suffers shellshock from his service in the Great War.

The Matter of the Firebird
Author: lawnnun
Rating: R for some weirdness, some gore, and some frottage.
Summary: The Firebird is another story where a wise servant continually has to get a lovable doofus in and out of trouble.
Author's note: Some nasty bits, due to Russian-ness of source material. This was written ages ago, but "The Twelve Dancing Drones" reminded me that I had it.

Wooster's School for Wayward Girls
by Yahtzee
Femslash.

Jeeves and the Newt of the Fink-Nottles
by earlwyn
Summary: Bertie discovers Sherlock Holmes. Featuring a burnt letter, a family secret, a missing Bassett, questionable newt research, too many telegrams, and a few misplaced references.

Many Happy Returns
by innocentsmith
Summary: Bobbie Wickham's birthdays, past and present.

Deus Ex by innocentsmith
What does Jeeves do on his annual week's holiday? Meta-ish crack crossover between the Wodehouseverse and, among other things, classical mythology.

Faint Heart, Fair Maiden by innocentsmith
Rating: PG, or thereabouts.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Wodehouse's.
"Note: You know, if you'd told me the other day that I'd be writing Honoria/Madeline, I would've had Sir Roderick Glossop fitting you for a straitjacket. The plotbunnies move in mysterious ways, their wonders to perform."

Mr Wooster and the Restorative Preparation by innocentsmith
Jeeves finds himself a new situation. Pre-series, save for the very end; Jeeves POV.

What if Bertie Wooster, rather than being a mere layabout, was also Batman?
by MightyGodKing

The Whole Avenger of Justice Dealio by uschickens
What if Bertie Wooster's parents were tragically gunned down in an alleyway in front of young Bertie's eyes, leaving him with many unresolved issues and a penchant for ludicrous costuming?

Play It Again, Jeeves
Author: triedunture
Rating: G
Length: 870
Warnings: none
Summary: For who_is_small, who requested a cracky retelling of Casablanca with Jeeves and Bertie.

Jeeves and the Public School Punishment
by triedunture
For the kink_bingo prompt Caning. Bertie and Jeeves are doing some spring cleaning, and Bertie unearths an old school-days relic.

Tigers Aren't Gentlemen
by beachkid (binz), binz, shiplizard
Bertie Wooster's in the supernatural soup! After a swinging party in New York leaves him accidentally affianced to an elven heiress with more than the usual amount of matrimonial influence to throw around, where's a young gent to turn? Why, to old acquaintance Harold 'Mimsy' Dresden, part time investigator, part time stage magician, full time wizard. Together they'll have to scuttle Bertie's engagement and solve the mystery of a missing sword that could completely upend the New York social scene. In their corner they have their manservants--the inimitable Jeeves and the Machiavellian Johnson--as well as a tiny bouncer, a massive bookseller, and a shady informant who likes his payment in dirty novels. Arrayed against them are Mimsy's parole officer and Bertie's fellow suitors. Oh, and the entire might of the Old Families, those inscrutable Unseelie socialites who can't touch iron and won't ever let you out of a debt... or an engagement.

Pelicans in Springtime
by Kanna-Ophelia
Fandom: Blandings House. Yes, this is the Jeeves category, but BH is Wodehouse, so it's related.
The desire to bring joy to spread sweetness and light in the life of an ambitious chorus girl brings the fifth Earl of Ickenham, better known as Pongo Twistleton's Uncle Fred, in yet another guise to Blandings Castle. It is up to the gallant Hon. Galahad Threepwood to help untangle the resulting complications and unite two loving hearts.

Heroes

Campaign Secrets
Author: Selenak
Fandom: Heroes
Disclaimer: All owned by NBC.
Summary: Want to know the truth about the Petrelli campaign? One intern reveals all.
Characters: Nathan Petrelli, Peter Petrelli, Mohinder Suresh, Mrs Petrelli, Mrs. Gray, Eden McCain, Claire Bennet, Hiro Nakamura, a lizard, one unfortunate intern, possibly named Emily.
Author's Note: Parody with obvious precedents; as silly as it can get.
Spoilers: Vague ones for the entire season.
Rating: PG 13, to be on the safe side.

Destiny for Breakfast
Author: technosage
Series: NBC's Heroes.
Warnings: PG-13
Characters/Pairing: Hiro, Peter, Mohinder.
Word Count: 1329
Standard disclaimer: Not making money here, not claiming ownership. Not mine, but I wish they were.
Author's Notes: Written for heroes50.
Summary: Hiro makes new friends in New York who understand what it means to be special.

You Can Be Mean and I'll Drink All the Time
Author: hackthis
Missing scene from 1.05 'Hiros'
Spoilers through 1.07
Nathan Petrelli. Hiro Nakamura.

Hardly Cheating
Author: lampshadehat
Rating: G
Pairing/Characters: Hiro + Ando

Star Wars

The Luke Side of the Force
This is really funny.

Winter's Tales
Excellent Vader-centric fanfiction by Karen Winter.

Tattúínárdśla saga
What If Star Wars Were an Icelandic Saga? In Old Norse with English translations.

Aux origines coptes de Star Wars
"Un pastiche de Star Wars et de la littérature copte, sans prétention."

Provided the Cuffs and Collars Match
by David Hines (hradzka)
Han Solo never actually got to see Princess Leia in her slave outfit. Han feels this is profoundly unfair.

Ethnic stereotypes in Star Wars.

The Complex and Terrifying Reality of Star Wars Fandom
by Andrey Summers
"There is a diabolical twist to Star Wars fandom, you see, that defies comprehension, and yet is the life-blood of all Star Wars fans. It is this:
Star Wars fans hate Star Wars."

Daughter O' The Sith: A Romantic Comedy
by Grey Bard
Rating: PG-13 for implied genocide, sedition, and other fun stuff
Summary: You know what kind of PR disaster something like this would be if it got out to the paparazzi?
A Star Wars AU
Pairing: Han/Leia

A Vader-and-bureaucracy drabble
by shezan

Rebel Propaganda Poster
Imperial Propaganda
More Imperial Propaganda

The Turning Tide: An Indictment of the New Republic
©2002 IE Ries
Author:Inari Icewalker
An Imperial-leaning politician from Bakura gives a speech exposing the New Republic and its true past.

The Thirteenth Mary Sue
by The Plaid Adder
Humor. Obi-Wan/Darth Maul.

Star Trek

A Trekkie's Tale
Read the story which gave Mary Sue her name.

Reading Against/Reading With: Mastering the Oppositional Discourse in Textual Healing
Author: Emerald Woman
Fandom: Nu!Trek
Pairing: Various
Rating: Oh my god they talk real dirty
Warning: Will remind you of class

How To Write Angst
by Jane Seaton
"# Chekov, being the lowest form of life officially acknowledged by Starfleet, is encouraged to feel inadequate and undeserving at every turn.... The captain fails to control his over-active sex drive, and might at any moment focus his attention on someone else's girlfriend, or indeed, simply 'someone else'."

Buffy the Vampire Slayer


DC Crossovers     Xander     Dawn     Spike     Buffybot     The Trio     Essays     Vids

Fives
Five Things Buffy fics by Te.

Cicatrix
by Te, Debchan and the Spike
What if Xander hadn't been able to revive Buffy? Long, angsty AU. Awesome.

Jane Austen's BUFFY

Love Letters
Author: nic
Angel receives a letter from an ecstatic Buffy, announcing that she and Spike are engaged. Letters fly.

The Puppet Slayage Substitution
Author: kerrykhat
The Middleman crossover.
Summary: Giles had got to be joking. Vampire puppets out to start an eternal night? Unfortunately, the prophecy backed him up on this one.

Age(s) of the Geek
by mermaid
Fandoms: Buffy, Leverage
What if Willow Rosenberg was the one who taught Alec Hardison how to hack? Their chance meeting as teenagers affects the course of Alec's life in unexpected ways.

Five People Anya Never Dated (Though She Was Tempted), And One She Did
Ten Slayers That Were Never Called
Ten Things That Never Happened to Buffy Summers
Ten More Things That Never Happened To Buffy Summers
Ten Additional Things Than Never Happened to Buffy Summers
Ten Other Things That Never Happened to Buffy Summers
Ten Further Things That Never Happened to Buffy Summers
by Jedi Buttercup

The Very Secret Diary of Harmony Kendall
Author: inkandchocolate

Faith Lehane and Five Wrong Numbers
by Cofax

Accomplishments Are Transient
Author: Snow
Summary: Ben, born as a Buffy, sees being Called as the Slayer as just another way his body is betraying him.

Esther's Tale
Author: jadelennox
Summary: All told, my parents are turning our house into a little gay- friendly mecca. But we never talk about it outright. They want me to come out to them, I bet. Which I won't, because I'm not gay. Really, I'm not.

On Duty
by deird1
Being a cop in Sunnydale is a challenge - especially if you're used to working somewhere more normal.

Infestation
by deird1
The Fang Gang battle some rogue Mary-Sues.

Grim Destiny
by deird1
In the Buffyverse, fairytales can be real.

Perfect For Home Or Office
by deird1
This time, it's true love.
The love-potion jacket from S7 works for coatracks too.

Five People Who Oz Wasn't
by deird1
Oz in five canon AUs.

Bureaucracy
by deird1
Being a vengeance demon isn't always easy...
Webmistress's note: HILARIOUS. Must read!

Application
by deird1
Post-series, Faith requisitions funds for a day care center for Slayers' kids.

Stole My Barbie
by deird1
The romance of Xander and Willow. From when they were five.

Wishes Can Come True
by deird1
Summary: A Buffy fan gets sucked into her television!

strong objections to the lady
by Jedi Buttercup (jedibuttercup)
Fandoms: Buffy, Leverage
Summary: The conclusion had seemed obvious: a mid-life crisis complicated by a predatory young woman.

symptoms of peculiar regard
by Jedi Buttercup (jedibuttercup)
Summary: If these ladies were typical anything, Eliot would cheerfully eat the designer shoe currently pressed against his throat.

Whistle When You're Dead
AUTHOR: Marie-Claude Danis
SPOILERS: Um... hee hee... sure, I guess. Season five in a general kinda way.
RATING: R for language, perhaps.
PAIRING: None, really. Just a whole mess o' people.
SUMMARY: A full-fledged, take-no-prisoner, in-your-face Mary Sue to end all Mary Sues. All that, minus the pretence that it's not really me. That's the point, eh. Very cheeky. Meet Emmy (moi), she who was possibly put on this earth to make Spike's life a whole lot harder.
NOTE: In response to Anthony Davenport's "put yourself in BtVS" challenge and Scorpio's Mary Sue challenge. Title an obvious rip off of Robbie William's "Whistle When You're Winning".

Her Beauty and Her Terror
Author: ijemanja
Fandom: The Addams Family/Angel crossover
Pairing: Wednesday/Harmony
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Set during the fifth season of Angel.
Summary: Amanda Buckman moved to California, changed her name, and became a vampire. Wednesday can't help but approve.

Barbecue Forks and Other Conversations
by Sheila Marie Lane
Post-"Angel". "The doctor said it looked like a barbecue fork. We don't have a barbecue fork."

The Buffy Liberation Organization
by Cakedish
Wishverse. Weapons don't come full circle.

Eternal (The Love Never Dies Remix)
by secondalto
Vamp!Tara/Vamp!Willow, Wishverse
Summary: Tara doesn't respond well to bad news.

Discretion is the Better Part of Evil
by flurblewig
What really happened at the end of Conversations With Dead People.

Conversations With Vampires Who Won't Shut Up
by flurblewig
Alternative ending to Conversations With Dead People - instead of getting stake-happy, Buffy starts investigating.

Eighth Day
by flurblewig
The Wishverse, through Drusilla's perceptive eyes.

For the Future's Sake
by Lizbetann
Young Giles learns about about his destiny -- the hard way.

Trial by Combat
Author: resolute
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing/characters: The Scoobies, OC
Rating: Gen
Disclaimer: The characters are not mine, they are owned by Mutant Enemy, Dark Horse Comics, and some other people.
Prompt: 137. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: any characters. A FTM slayer has to fight for recognition of his gifts.
Summary: The Scoobies and Slayerettes must decide what to do about Andros.
Author's Notes: Set firmly in the Buffy Season Eight comic, published by Dark Horse. Spoilers for season seven and eight. Thanks to sionnain and willowaus for the beta.

Heart of a Lion
Five Things Tyler Didn't Expect from Slayer Camp
by Tassos
'One girl' in all the world became 'many girls' became 'one boy'.

DC Crossovers

Man of Tweed
Author: Booster
Summary: Giles meets Superman.

Legends of the Not Very Dark At All Knight
By Te. Giles as Batman.

Ill Met By Moonlight
by Booster. Drusilla meets the Joker.

Knight of Faith
by Idhren
Multichapter Xander-centric fic. What if Xander had dressed up as Batman instead of a soldier that Halloween?

Xander

Knight of Faith
by Idhren
Multichapter Xander-centric fic. What if Xander had dressed up as Batman instead of a soldier that Halloween?

Facing The Heart In Darkness
by Lizbeth Marcs
Summary: Watcher Eva Swithin is sent to Mali to investigate what some Senior Watchers believe may be the greatest threat facing the newborn Reformed Watchers Council — Alexander Harris.
Note: this is a novel just shy of complete, but it leaves off at a satisfying point and is well worth the read despite being a WIP. It is gripping and you will not be able to put it down. Just don't start reading it if you have to work or study for exams in the next couple of days.

Living History
by Lizbeth Marcs
Summary: Some people have come a place far, far away and a time far, far ahead to ask for help on an urgent matter. The time? February 2008. The place? Moscow. The problem? They're in Cleveland, September 2003. And that's just the beginning of the trouble…

Behold, Little Padawan! (aka Five Adventures Xander Harris Never Had Wrapped in One True Christmas Story)
Author: Lizbeth Marcs
Rating: PG (Language)
Genre: Five Things, future fic, adventure, mystery, monster hunt
Characters: Xander, Faith, Andrew, OCs
Pairing: None (typical, hunh?)
Summary: As Andrew tells five positively true (he swears!) stories about Xander Harris to a gaggle of Chicago Slayers, a stressed-out, exhausted Xander blows into town to help with a demon hunt. Toss in Faith who's hopped on the bandwagon for reasons of her own, and it's another classic Harris Christmas Special.

Lilac City
by nwhepcat
After the fall of Sunnydale, Xander resigned as the heart of the Scoobies, creating a solitary life away from the supernatural wars. He manages a supermarket in Spokane, stays sober, keeps to himself. But now, five years later, his quiet life is about to change forever, in ways he can't possibly imagine.

FIVE CONVERSATIONS
by nwhepcat
Summary: Two days after SUNNYDALE CALLING. 1. Quality. 2. Mama mia. 3. Existential horse(crap). 4. The doomsday cult next door. 5. Loser Filter. A little UST here, a little closure there. Spoilers, if any, through "Storyteller," Season 7, then off into AU. Angel Faith never happened.

Rift Repairs
by Christina K
Set right after "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered"; Xander and Willow friendship, silliness, Amy, Jenny, and a bit of angst.

Using the Library Computers, Rules of
by noelia_g
From: Xander
To: all Slayers
Re: using the computers in the library

Something Blue, Something Slashy
By EntreNous
Summary: Willow casts a marriage spell, but instead of Spike and Buffy, the whammy hits Spike and Xander. In the spirit of the "Something Blue" episode, this gets rather silly.

Peace and Quiet
by flyingcarpet
"Written for ludditerobot's 'Scatterlings and Orphanages' Africander challenge. Each author was instructed to select a country in Africa, research it, and use it in a post-Chosen fic featuring Xander. My country was the Seychelles."

Dawn

Ten Things That Never Happened in the BtVS Fandom
by Booster. Things that would have occurred in the fandom if Dawn had been on the show from the start.

Pentimento: 52 Things That Never Happened to Dawn and One That Probably Will
by nwhepcat

Runaway Trains at 3 A.M.
Pop Quiz Question of the Day: If a supernatural teenager from Sunnydale, California heads east at 70 mph, while a super-powered teenager from Smallville, Kansas is heading west at 65 mph, at what time will they meet up in a Greyhound bus station in Denver?
Lines of Communication
In which secrets are revealed, Clark and Dawn explain, and $362.57 of long distance charges are almost blamed on the Legion of Dorkness. (Sequel to Runaway Trains at 3 A.M.)
by Christina K.
Smallville xover: Dawn and a 15-year-old Clark make friends.

My Baby Is A Centerfold
by Rahirah
Spike and Dawn undertake a mission of honor.

Spike

Amnesia! Spike
By mahaliem
Rating: R
Summary: Spike loses his memory – Set in Season 6

Spike's Not Quite Evil Night
By mahaliem
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Through "Storyteller"
Summary: Spike spends a night trying to be just a little evil.

Worth It
Author: gabrielleabelle
Spike tries Jonathan's Superstar spell.

Something Blue, Something Slashy
By EntreNous
Summary: Willow casts a marriage spell, but instead of Spike and Buffy, the whammy hits Spike and Xander. In the spirit of the "Something Blue" episode, this gets rather silly.

Killing Will
by Te.
The Will is William Pratt, Spike's mortal identity, not Willow.
Angsty Spike story with lots of sex and violence.

The Barbverse
by Rahirah
This is a long, fun AU series, these are just my favorite installments.
My Baby Is A Centerfold
Spike and Dawn undertake a mission of honor.
Have A Cigar
Spike & Buffy's first child is born.
The Sure Thing
A minion's lot is not a happy one. POV of one of Mr. Teeth's henchmen.
From Ghoulies and Ghosties and Long-Leggedy Beasties
When you live in Sunnydale and your child says there are monsters in her closet, you have to listen.
The Happiest Place On Earth
Dinner at Disneyland.
Attack of the Cookie Monsters
There are cookie monsters. They attack. Comic format.
Growing Pains
Spike & Buffy's oldest and puppy love. Um, of a little girl, not a puppy.

Buffybot

I, Buffy
by flurblewig
Warren checks the Buffybot's settings. R-rated but not smut.

Love Yourself
Author: projectjulie
Drabble. Buffy/Buffybot. It's good, seriously.

Rat Poison Would Have Been Simpler
by redsrule1
Created for the Gud Summries Funaficathingathon.

Artificial Intelligence
by Lizbetann
Buffybot.
The post-Gift fic that posits the question: is it possible to get angstfic from an emotionless narrator? (Answer seems to be "yes".)

Resurrection
Author: littlerhymes
Summary: Buffy, Warren, Spike and cyborgs. A future AU that branches off from season 3 and 4.

The Trio

Mission Implants
by Angearia
The Trio is looking to gather more intel on the Slayer.

Big Rock Candy Mountain
Author: Basingstoke
Summary: Andrew joined the Scooby gang early on. Which changed everything.

Trio: The Musical
by Andraste & Selena
The true story behind the musical, starring everyone's favourite geeks.

Five things which never happened to Warren
by Selena

1:1.618
AUTHOR: Marie-Claude Danis
FEEDBACK: Would be delightful!
SPOILERS: Er... "Flooded"? Maybe.
RATING: PG
PAIRING: Warren/Spike. Sort of.
SUMMARY: Oh like you wouldn't if you could.

Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell
AUTHOR: Polly Burns
SUMMARY: More fun in Warren's head!
SPOILER WARNINGS: "I Was Made to Love You".
RATING: NC-17 for dirty, dirty sex.

OF FLYING MONKEYS AND COVER-UPS
by Vixen
RATING - G
Summary: A student attempts to review the Sunnydale High production of Romeo and Juliet - you know, the one that was interrupted by flying monkeys - for the school paper.

Resurrection
Author: littlerhymes
Summary: Buffy, Warren, Spike and cyborgs. A future AU that branches off from season 3 and 4.

Run, Juliet
Author: Airawyn
Rating: PG for language
Characters: Andrew, Warren
Notes: No major spoilers. Takes place during "Gingerbread" and "Helpless". A few lines taken directly from "Gingerbread". My first Buffyfic. Thanks to Mike S.W., Fab, and my friend Lauri for beta reading it.

Hunt For the Chraka Rathklo
Author: Airawyn
After Xander is forced to kill Dawn to close Glory's portal, Buffy quits slaying. But Sunnydale still needs protection, so Xander teams up with his new friends Andrew, Warren and Jonathan to form a superhero team. AU from "The Gift."
Webmistress's note: Starts depressing, shortly becomes amusing.

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern in Mazatlan
by Christina K
Jonathan thinks about the two guys that no one ever thinks about again.

Journal
Author: maryavatar
Rating: Rish
Pairing: Andrew/Warren, Andrew/Xander (sort of)
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters and I'm not making any money
Summary: Xander returns Andrew's journal
Note 1: Set mid-late S7.
Note 2: Written for the contrelamontre 'couch' challenge

Fanboys: Andrew
Author: Jen (jenoofer@hotmail.com)
Rating: PG-13
Summary:Dedicated followers of Jonathan.
Disclaimer: How many times? They're not mine. I'm not making a penny from any of this.
Author's note: One of a series of shorts set in the Jonathan-verse created in 'Superstar', but before the events of 'Superstar' actually take place. If that makes sense. Think of this as the other leg of the trousers of time. Does it make sense now? Well, it's probably quantum.

Behold, Little Padawan! (aka Five Adventures Xander Harris Never Had Wrapped in One True Christmas Story)
Author: Lizbeth Marcs
Rating: PG (Language)
Genre: Five Things, future fic, adventure, mystery, monster hunt
Characters: Xander, Faith, Andrew, OCs
Pairing: None (typical, hunh?)
Summary: As Andrew tells five positively true (he swears!) stories about Xander Harris to a gaggle of Chicago Slayers, a stressed-out, exhausted Xander blows into town to help with a demon hunt. Toss in Faith who's hopped on the bandwagon for reasons of her own, and it's another classic Harris Christmas Special.

Don't Pop Your Lightsaber Into My Warp Drive
Author: Yamato Ishida1
RATING: PG-13
GENRE: Shonen Ai (a.k.a. Slash)
CHARACTERS/COUPLES: Warren/Andrew
SPOILER: Set in 6th season, somewhere between "Life Serial" and "Dead Things." The Trio's happy days.
SUMMARY: This story is all about making geek love. And if you belong to those people who prefer Vogon poetry to shonen ai, feel free to Disapparate at this point. You have been warned.

Harvey and the Vampire
Author: Doyle
Pairing: Jonathan/Spike
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: ATS S5 as far as Destiny.
Summary: Jonathan has a brand-new career.
Notes: For aphedas, who wanted unrequited, humour, and no heavy angst.

Minion for Hire
by Kath
Rating: PG
Summary: Insane fic. No pairing - just a pair of morons. Harmony and Andrew meet - is the universe safe? Short answer= probably.
Spoilers: End of Season 6, I suppose, but nothing major.

Restoring Harmony
Author: Whiskey Meteor
Rating: PG
Summary: Andrew comes to visit Wolfram & Hart. He and Harmony hit it off... sort of.
Disclaimer/Notes: Takes place in Ats season 5. Sort of a rewrite of the episode in which Andrew makes a cameo over. Harmony's point of view.

Distractions
Author: Kaz (kardeb97-at-yahoo.com)
Disclaimer: It's not mine. Everything belongs to Joss, ME, UPN, etc.
Pairing: Xander/Andrew, pre-slash but definitely getting there.
Spoilers: Everything up to and including "Chosen".
Distribution: Inner Geekdom, FCFM, Two Guys and a Mime, UCSL, any other list archives.
Rating: R
Summary: Xander wants to know what's distracting Andrew. Prequel of sorts to Eyelashes.

Who's Been Shaggin' in My Bed?
Andrew has continued his documentation of life in Casa Summers.
Sweet Submission
A sequel to Who's Been Shaggin' in My Bed
Journal of an Apocalyptic Virgin
Andrew prepares for the Apocalypse.

When You're Evil
Trio songvid to Voltaire's song.

Essays

It's About Power: Gender Dynamics in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

Domestic Abuse and Gender Role Reversal in Season 6: My Letter to Mutant Enemy

Vids


Buffy-Twilight xover: What if Edward Cullen had tried it on Buffy?

The Chosen Ones
What if Buffy Summers and Clark Kent fell in love? This vid made me a Buffy/Clark shipper.


Trio vid to Voltaire's "When You're Evil".

The Middleman

The Hazarian Authorian Interference (Or how the Middleman was bookblocked)
Author: Medie
Fandom: Middleman/Murder, She Wrote xover
The Hazarian race are a very lovely people if one is neither a rose bush nor a Middleman. In the event that you are, however, we are truly sorry.

The Post-Plagiarist Conflagration
by taraljc

The Zombie Rehabilition Confrontation
by trixalicious

Valentine's Day
Author: edna_blackadder
Rating: PG-13: implications, very non-graphic violence, one naughty word
Pairings: Wendy Watson/Tyler Ford, the Middleman/Lacey Thornfield, the Middleman/OFC
Word Count: 4,948
Summary: Wendy is looking forward to a quiet, video-game-carnage-filled Valentine's Day with Tyler, but Middlelife isn't that simple.

some poems don't rhyme
Author: dreamingwriter
Rating: T
Warnings: Some language.
Characters: Wendy, The Middleman, Ida, Lacey
Disclaimer: I could never take credit for creating this amazing show/comic. Everything belongs to Javi.
Summary: Wendy leaves before becoming a Middleman. (this is one possible fate)

Natural Hairsasters
Author: brista
Rating: T
Characters: Wendy, The Middleman
Summary: Disasters made of hair.

The Shuffle Meme
Author: brista
So I'm sure everyone has seen the shuffle meme. Turn on your music player and write with whatever songs pop up, so on and so forth. So here's some random Middleficlets.

Fire In The Gut
Author: brista
Rating: T
Characters: The Current Middleman; The Former Middleman.
Summary: A Middleman in training reflects on a difficult mission.

Ten Songs Meme
by lotus0kid
Ten Songs Meme: 1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.

Smells Like Science
by lotus0kid
Crossover with Better Off Ted.
Summary: The Middleman and Wendy pay a special visit to a former recipient of Middle-services at Veridian Dynamics.

Untitled
by lotus0kid

Just Like We Used to Do
by lotus0kid
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,187 (ran a little long- don't worry, no charge)
Disclaimer: Recognize anything? Then it ain't mine.
A/N: For mosellegreen on the help_japan auction. Yay for it not taking three months!
Summary: Post-"Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse," [SPOILER] sends herself on one last mission. This is another multimedia fic- just open the link in a separate tab/window when you come to it. You know, if you want to.
Spoilers: WALL TO WALL spoilers for "Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse." DO NOT READ if you haven't also read the comic book and/or watched the Comic Con table read.

War Stories
Author: hematitebadger
Rating: G
Spoilers: None
Prompt: Wendy and Roxy Wasserman / work-related injury
Summary: When Wendy is temporarily removed from fieldwork, Roxy reveals some unexpected information and makes an even more unexpected offer.

Just Words and a Tune
Author: hematitebadger
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Summary: The sad part is how normal this is all starting to seem to her.

The Holiday Homecoming Intervention
Author: hematitebadger
Rating: G
Spoilers: none
Summary: Lacey has the same wish this year that she's had every Christmas. But this year, she just might get it.

very good special effects
Author: dreamingwriter
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Characters: The Middleman, Wendy, mentions of Ida
Summary: Wendy Watson will never see the end of the world.
A/N: No spoilers, no pairings in this universe. Maybe slightly angsty because I can't help myself. Title part of a quote by Roger Zelazny.

The Doorknob Revenge Necessity
by Tiriel
Gen, Rated PG.
Spoilers for The Manicoid Teleportation Conundrum.

The Harem High-Balling Hesitation
Author: nonky
Fandom/Pairing: The Middleman; MM/WW, WW/other
Rating: PG-13, language
Word Count: 3145
Summary: Wendy gets a career opportunity she wasn't looking for, then gets called a cheap, pregnant slut.

The Red Velvet Sensei Spectacle
Author: nonky
Fandom/Pairing: The Middleman; MM/WW, WW/Other, MM/Other, Lacey/WW, Lacey/Other
Rating: R, language, flirting and odd logic leaps
Word Count: 4650
Summary: Sensei Ping's visits never go well.

The Mirror Dream Confusion
Author: corellianjedi
Summary: It bothers him more than he would have thought, and much more than he let on to Wendy. Post-ep to 1x12 "The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome." Spoilers for the whole series (to be safe).
Words: 1,159

The Superlative Elevation Alliance
by joandarck
n alternate universe in which Lacey will eventually start dating Tyler. Shortly before the volcano explodes.

Maid of Awesome
Rachael Sabotini
Summary: Anything's possible when you have really good shoes.

My Period of Erotic Sibling Representation is Over
by ryfkah
Fandoms: The Middleman, Revolutionary Girl Utena
Summary: Akio is particularly fond of Pip's nude self-portrait.
Words: 133

we're the umbrella (in a rain of fire)
Author: kiarasayre
Spoilers: Makes mention to minor events of 1x11, The Clotharian Contamination Protocol.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,116
Summary: Five of the more...interesting times Wendy and the Middleman saved the world. (gen)

It's All About the Cream Filling
Author: monimala
Word Count: 1455
Rating: PG-13, MM/Wendy
Summary: Takes place after 1.4, "The Manicoid Teleportation Conundrum." The Middleman denies all knowledge when Wendy makes the obligatory accusation.

The Gender-Bender Make-Out Session
Author: seriousfic
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,480
Timeline: Spoilers for Season 1, Episode 8: The Ectoplasmic Panhellenic Investigation.
Characters/Pairings: Wendy/Lacey, the Middleman, Lewis, Eleanor.
Summary: Never trust your roommate alone with a wannabe sorority girl/mad scientist.

The Puppet Slayage Substitution
Author: kerrykhat
Buffy crossover.
Summary: Giles had got to be joking. Vampire puppets out to start an eternal night? Unfortunately, the prophecy backed him up on this one.

The Damsel Necessitation
Author: by geonncannon
Pairing: Wendy Watson/Lacey Thornfield
Summary: In the future, Wendy Watson has taken up the mantle of Middleman and discovers there are certain perks to saving the day.

The Perilous Peanutbrittle Problem
by A.J.
Lacey really should read the directions first.

The Bellicose Doppelganger Auter-ization
by Jengrrrl
A mysterious disappearance draws the attention of Wendy Watson and the Middleman.

The Ursine Therianthrope Divination
by Kaneko
"Mortals and succubi. It only ever ends in tears, and recriminations in the Underworld about who drained whose soul first."

Five Times Wendy Flew Solo
by KiaraSayre
The Middleman looks around at the various assailants, then back at Wendy. "You...want more solo missions?"

The Coffeehouse Crossover Confrontation
by Effex
Takes place 2 years after the end of The Middleman and three months after the end of The Losers, contains spoilers for both (including The Middleman's unaired 13th episode).

Middleman versus the raptors
by jadelennox
Fan comic in the style of xkcd. You're one badass fucking fractal, Wendy Watson.

The Mirrorball Malefaction Misapprehension
by gwyneth rhys
Who's making mirrorball mischief and ruining Wendy's plans for New Year's Eve?

This Is Where It Starts
by marymac
'We met at the start of term 2001. We did ok. You'll be fine.'

The Zombie Love Bug Concatenation
by victoria_p (musesfool)
Supernatural crossover. There are zombies at the mall. This is not a metaphor.

The OK Cupid Cloning Confabulation
by victoria_p (musesfool)
Taking the idea of matchmaking to its horrifyingly logical, and really, really creepy conclusion.

The Rubber Ducky Ratiocination
by victoria_p (musesfool)
"Everybody needs a bathtime buddy, Dubbie!"

The Uilleann Ululation Undertaking
by victoria_p (musesfool)
"Two weeks ago, the museum received a cache of instruments from Ireland, and among them were a set of Uilleann pipes. We believe the pipes to be dangerous in the wrong hands."

Captain America's Art Crawl Adventure
by victoria_p (musesfool)
Captain America / The Middleman crossover
Summary: "I think the more pertinent question is, how do we stop a giant glue monster from rampaging through Art Crawl?"

The Cryptobiological Airborne Conspiracy
by Omorka
Summary: After busting a steampunk punk, Wendy just wants to catch up on her sleep - but the world of the weird has other ideas, as mysteriously animated objects appear in a nearby town.

The Raucous Rodent Regalement
by mollyscribbles
Summary: Wendy and her father take a perfectly ordinary, entirely unremarkable trip to an amusement park.

The Infernal Celibacy Rededication (Or how Roxy decided she didn't need her groove back after all)
by st_aurafina
Summary: No matter the weather, it's good to be Roxy Wasserman.

Santa's a What?
by kaitlia777
Snippet. Wendy gains new insight into legendary holiday beings.

In A Different Soil
by trascendenza
Roxy Wasserman, ex-succubus. The choices she makes. If she had to live with mortals every second of every day there's no telling what she'd do.

The Déjŕ Fait Fate Destabilizer
by amathela (Zhailei)
Press the button, go back in time, save the world. Easy?

Red Ball, Blue Box
by metonymy
The Middleman is suspiciously cheery. Wendy is appropriately suspicious.

The Cacophonic Casket Catastrophe
by lilacsigil
Warnings for reanimation and innuendo. And pipe organs.

The Bloodsucking Brownie Extermination
by lessthanpie
Wendy's apartment building has an infestation that only a Middleman can clear out.

The Boy Named Sue
by nocturnalrites
Rating: T
Characters: Middleman, Wendy Watson
Disclaimer: I do not under any circumstances own the rights to these characters or the fab show or comic and I'm not getting paid.
Summary: Johnny Cash and the Middleman
Spoilers: Refers to some information in the Doomsday Armageddon Apocalypse

The Man She Can Leave Behind
by NocturnalRites
Summary: The man in Wendy's life she can't live without. Takes place an unspecified time after Doomsday.

3 Drabble Song Challenges
by NocturnalRites

The Practical Magic Application
by NocturnalRites
A gift of the heart isn't always what it seems. Lacey/MM

Sex on the Beach
by NocturnalRites
No way aliens are going to make them do it this time. Or will they?

The New Sidekick
by The Blue Fenix
Direct sequel to "the New Kid." In 1999, an ex-SEAL named Clarence accepts the post of Middleman trainee. His troubles are only beginning. AU to the series finale, different previous Middleman.

NCIS

Pacino's Way
Author: Azar
Email: atlanteanazar-at-gmail.com
Fandom: NCIS
Spoilers: general ones through season 5, just to be on the safe side
Characters: Tony; mentions of pretty much everyone else
Length: 3274 words
Written for: raggedy_edge, who requested: Tony Dinozzo. In the name of the Father, the Son, and Michael Corleone. Strength and faith come to people in many different forms. This is what came to me: I hope it's what you were looking for! *crosses fingers*
Acknowledgments: medie for providing both beta services and morale boosting all through the process of writing this.
Disclaimer: Neither the NCIS nor the movie characters mentioned herein are mine. Al Pacino isn't either, but this should surprise no one.
Author's Note: "Ironically enough, I have never seen *any* of the movies highlighted in this story, and have unfortunately been too busy to watch them in preparation for it. I did extensive research on them all via Wikipedia, IMDB and other sources, and I hope that's enough, but I apologize sincerely if I made any glaring errors. I also thought about switching gears to movies I *had* seen, but Tony wouldn't hear of it. This is the story he wanted to tell, I just hope I did a halfway decent job of channeling it."
Summary: Five things Tony believes in.

Genius At Work
Author: Grey Bard
Fandoms: NCIS & Sleepy Hollow. A Gothically inclined forensic scientist writes fanfic about a Gothically inclined forensic scientist.

Tony's Dry Spell
Author: Xanthe
Email: Xanthe@xanthe.org
Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Category: Slash
Genre: Humour
Rating: R
Status: Complete
Spoilers: Post ep for 6X18, Knockout
Wordcount: 3668
Summary: Tony finds out the real reason for his recent lack of hot sex.

Open Doors, and Other Invitations
Author: shrift
NC-17, DiNozzo/Gibbs. 6,348 words.
"Despite all appearances to the contrary, Tony knew how to ignore things. It used to be one of his best coping mechanisms."

Choose Instead to Dwell in My Disasters
Author: Pouncer
Fandom: NCIS
Rating: PG
Genre: gen
Spoilers: mostly season three, but contains information revealed at the end of season six.
Summary: Ziva is determined that she will make a new life for herself here, no matter the initial reason for her stranding. ~2600 words.

White Collar

Let's Misbehave
Popular OT3 songvid.

A Long, Strange Story
Same Storyteller
Rating: PG-13, mostly for language.
Fandom: White Collar
Summary: Stealing from the Illuminati can be problematic.
Warnings: Holocaust references (discussion of Nazi plunder during WWII).
Notes: Predominantly set pre-series; some Neal/Kate, a bit of Neal/Peter if you squint.

Paper Chase
Same Storyteller
Rating: PG-13 (language, some violence)
Fandoms: White Collar/Sherlock
Summary: One criminal consultant. One consulting detective. One serial killer. And one perhaps inadvisable bet...
Warnings: Some gore.

Sex Crimes
by jmtorres
Neal is a Kryptonian fugitive.

Self-Portrait, In Skin
Author: lonetread
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing/characters: Neal Caffrey, with cameos from Mozzie, Elizabeth, Kate, an OC, and a few characters from The X-Files.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,000 (5 sections, 200 words apiece).
Disclaimer: If you recognize it, I don't own it.
Prompt: 3766. White Collar, Neal Caffrey, Neal is FTM.
Summary: Becoming Neal Caffrey.
Author's Notes: Claimed my own prompt (and kept to the word minimum) because I'd been plotting and researching this story for months and it was never going to get done if I didn't. Even as it is, it's late. And there will be sequels. But it's done! :)
Thanks to zerawolfe7 and sashataakheru for the input and encouragement.

Certificate Of Life
Fandom: White Collar
Author: gelasius
Transfic.

Labyrinth

Invited
Author: astolat
Three times Sarah invites Jareth in.

Piece of Cake by innocentsmith
Sarah's rough draft for her self-help book:
Dangers Untold, Hardships Unnumbered: A Practical Guide to Happily Ever After by Sarah Williams
(First Draft - Notes)
For Jareth. Cheer up, emo king.

A Lost Child in a Forgotten Tale
by amelia_petkova
Labyrinth/Pan's Labyrinth crossover
Ofelia wishes her brother away but not for the reasons you might think.

A Forfeit of Dreams
by KL Morgan
Novel. Summary: If you had a second chance, would you take it? If you had a choice, would you do the right thing? And if you had a dream... What would you give to make it come true?
Webmistress's note: Excellent. Recommended read.

Galatea
by KL Morgan
Even Jareth has illusions...

Bending the Rules
by Sylvia
Fandoms: Labyrinth, Supernatural
Summary: The kid's a little old, but Jareth hasn't exactly been inundated with pleas from mortals to come take their kids off their hands lately. Humans have grown depressingly oblivious to the magic that surrounds them. Most of them don't even believe in goblins anymore.

Say Your Right Words
by Scattered Logic
When dealing with Jareth, you should never take anything for granted...

Time and Again
by Scattered Logic
"I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down. And I have done it all for you..."

Forget Me Not
by Scattered Logic
Sarah must choose between dreams and reality, but distinguishing between the two can be difficult.

The Enticement
by Scattered Logic
Summary: In exchange for returning to the Labyrinth, Sarah is offered what she desires most... She's about to learn there is a huge difference between fantasy and reality.

Erlkönig
by subtilior
Sarah takes Toby to a concert of art song. It is the darkest evening of the year. Words have power. Songs can be magic. And undying love can be more terrible than beautiful ... Darkfic.
Webmistress's note: Subtilior says, "I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my Jareth evil." Be warned!

Frost
by subtilior
Drabble in the Erlkönig universe.

Thrice Upon A Time
by subtilior
Sarah has moved to a new city, and stumbles across the Goblin King one cold night. She never thought she'd see him again - and she's not happy to have him on her turf. They argue, and they make a bet in lieu of a date.

Advent
by subtilior
One December when he is young, Toby gets a present in the mail. The next year he gets another. Then Sarah puts a stop to the gifts - and though Toby doesn't realize it, their lives will be changed ... Dark.

Shards of a Dream
by subtilior
Sarah goes to a party with friends, sees what no-one else can see, and does what none would dare do. But there couldn't be any harm in a single dance - even in a place of illusion and pretense ... could there? Dark.

In a Glass, Darkly
by subtilior
Dr. Sarah Williams, psychiatrist, wants fiercely to succeed. A tormented patient, Aaron Cohen, wants only to sleep. But they have something in common ... and that something wants nothing less than Sarah herself ...
Webmistress's note: You remember how this author likes her Jareths evil? Yeah.

My True Love Gave to Me
by subtilior
It's the twelfth day of Christmas, and something ... strange is in the air.
Webmistress's note: Lighter than most of her fics!

Wedding of the Year
Author: Subtilior
Rating: PG, for a bit of Innuendo.
Warning: for fluff! and a bit of "Inception." How did the latter creep in? I have no idea ...

Breathless
Author: Subtilior
Short humorous bit about Sarah trying on her roommate's corset.

and down will come
by Memphis Lupine
After: the beast in the cradle, the name on her tongue, the game.

Dropping Thimbles
by Memphis Lupine
A collection of vignettes.

Counting the Hours
by kingly queen
Jareth wonders how many times history would repeat itself before all is said and done.

At the Center of the Labyrinth
by merellia
There's always a monster at the center of the labyrinth. . . .
"Cupping the sphere in his hand, Jareth studied his plan, mapped in dark webs and light chains of magic. "This will do well," he said."

Between the Sun and Stars
by merellia
Jareth prized the promise of space but tolerated the subliminal squeal of spaceship electronics, the way their messages and signals and--what was it Sarah called them--bitstreams rustled along the edge of his magic.

All That Glitters
by merellia
"It was when someone, he forgot who, wished away a well-born toddler that Jareth first saw sequins. Their usefulness in making a good first impression was obvious to him immediately."

Gifts and Glory
by merellia
This is a one-shot meditation on "what did Jareth get up to 1300 years ago when he was younger?" with a brief cameo by Sarah.

Drunk Dial Part 2
by misplacedmama
Five times Sarah drunk-called the Goblin King. One time he sobered her up.

Figment
by Elke Tanzer
One version of Jareth, telling one perspective.

Cacophony
by S J Smith
Jareth really didn't notice all the noise.

Without Fear
by Branch
Crossover of Petshop of Horrors and Labyrinth. D seduces the fading Goblin King into the shop. Written for the Porn Battle prompt: D/Jareth, what dreams are made of. Not Exactly Romance.

Trial and Error
by amelia_petkova
A "five things that never happened and one that did" fic. Jareth's attempts to divert people with food haven't always worked.

A Story to Tell
by LeBibish
About a stubborn girl and an angry king.

I Wish The Goblins Would Come
by marginaliana
Fandoms: Labyrinth, Harry Potter
Hermione has a cunning plan. Well, sort of.

A Reasonable Prejudice
by Argosy
Fandoms: Labyrinth, Harry Potter
Extremely short crossover in which Hermione is intolerant.

Victory
by Argosy
Ten years later...

Broken Wings
by KC
"My Labyrinth story, with Sarah and Jareth, who is injured and on the run from something or someone."

The Tshirt Incident
by Pika-la-Cynique
"A provoked Goblin King shows up at the student bar, and a heated exchange ensues. Oneshot JS row with smirking, snarkiness & snogging, just for fun."

The Error Drabbles
by Desari

Fable
by Sh1 n0 m1k0
Once upon a time...
Unfinished novella. Very good.

The Letter
by Sh1 n0 m1k0
Jareth breaks up with his girlfriend Celia.

White Feathers
by mergatrude
Winning isn't necessarily the end of things.

The Prince of Night Places
(11230 words)
by Rabbit

Unamused
by mercuralis
Jareth demands that a fan artist paint him.

Crystal Dreams of Neverwhen
by Zilentdreamer
Before and after, never and always. Small snippets of what might have been and what will never be. Sarah and Jareth centric.

Something Has To Give
by AKA Jay
There are some things you can't walk away from. The Labyrinth is one, organized crime is another... also Jareth. And sentient predatory hand dryers too. Oh, and true love. But Sarah is going to give it her best shot.
Webmistress's note: This multi-chapter fic was never finished, but is still very much worth a read for its Douglas Adamsesque tone.

Glitter and Hurt Feelings Or, Four Times Sarah Williams Gave Me (Harry Dresden, Wizard) More Than I Bargained For and One Time I Returned the Favor
by norgbelulah
Harry Dresden crossover.
"Now, in my line of business a ghost isn't unheard of, but old friends coming out of the woodwork is usually a surprise to me. I've found that the world of magic separates people more than it brings them together and it's not often that I part with friends or acquaintances on great terms; Sarah was one of the few."

Falling Down
by silverpard
Labyrinth/BBC Sherlock fusion.
Summary: When John is 17, he wishes goblins would come take his annoying little sister away.
When John is 37, he wishes the Goblin King would come take him away.
Notes: Written for a prompt on the sherlockbbc_fic meme. ...You'd think a prompt that basically boiled down to 'Sherlock is the Goblin King' would be filled with hilarity and crack, but no, apparently not.

Labyrinth Academy
by Fou Fou
What if all the characters in Labyrinth decided they didn't like the fanfiction written about them? What if they got together and created a school, with a little help, for these writers?
An OFUM fic. Unfinished, but still worth reading, very amusing.

Labyrinth II: Return of the Goblin King imaginary trailers
Trailer #1 Trailer #2
by isabeauluv

Roommates
by AsheRhyder
Webcomic. Suppose Jareth and the Phantom of the Opera shared a flat? And Javert and James Norrington and assorted other characters lived next door?
Deviantart is difficult to navigate; to read subsequent pages, hit the "previous" button at the top of the page. You'll have to skip some artwork that's not part of the series.

The Girls Next Door
by Pika-la-Cynique
Webcomic inspired by Roommates. Sarah and Christine occupy the flat above those of their supernatural stalkers. So, on occasion, to Eponine, Luna Lovegood, and others. Hijinks ensue.
Again, use the "previous" button to go through the series.

Down the Street
by HeroesDaughter
Webcomic inspired by The Girls Next Door which was inspired by Roommates. A few different cast members, but Jareth and the Phantom are still there!

Oh My Goblins
by Ravietta
Webcomic. This time it's Toby who wishes Sarah away. Clearly influenced by the above. :-)

Jealousy
by Saniika
Playful one-shot webcomic.

Early screenplay.

Firefly

Insensitive
Fandom: Firefly.
Author: hossgal
Summary: "An explaination, of sorts, for Jayne. A response to the 'Evil Elf' challenge."

Andromeda's Firefly Fic
Fandom: Firefly
Very good Simon/Jayne fic.

Touch of Silk
Fandom: Firefly.
Author: elynross
One-sided Simon/Jayne. Beautiful.

X-Files

The Funny Stuff
X-Files.

Muldertorture
Fandom: X-Files
Author: thewombat
"'But you don't understand!' Mulder wailed desperately. 'There's no escape! Not as long as there are women who write about rough male/male sex to create an environment for themselves where characters can enjoy being sexually submissive without conforming to male/female sexual archetypes and in the process using the hurt/comfort mechanism to break through social taboos against homosexuality by creating a stress/pain situation where male sexual contact is both punished and permitted!'"

WHAT'S IN A NAME?
Fandom: X-Files
Author: Halrloprillalar
Scully/Alex. Which Alex, you ask? You well might.

Gift of an Enemy by Sylvia
Mulder/Krycek. Very good characterization of Scully.

Nighttime Visitors
by Syvlia
Mulder/Krycek. One of the funniest fics I've ever read.

Harry Potter

Harry/Draco fic by Mirabella
Mirabella has become my absolute favorite HP ficcer.

The Diary of a Provincial Potions Master
Author: Lady Alice Kyteler
Snape/Hermione told in E. M. Delafield style.

In praise of Joanne Rowling's Hermione Granger series
by Sady Doyle
"As the series developed, its politics did, too. Dumbledore, memorably, falls in love with a younger man in the third installment. Other female characters were introduced, and developed beyond stereotype; we learned to value McGonagall as much as Dumbledore, to stop slagging Lavender Brown off as clingy and gross because she actually wanted her boyfriend to like her, to see the Patil sisters and Luna as something other than flaky, intuitive, girly idiots. Unbelievably, even Ginny Weasley got an actual personality."

I Wish The Goblins Would Come
by marginaliana
Fandoms: Labyrinth, Harry Potter
Hermione has a cunning plan. Well, sort of.

A Reasonable Prejudice
by Argosy
Fandoms: Labyrinth, Harry Potter
Extremely short crossover in which Hermione is intolerant.

The Code of the Potters
Author: Mashplum
Fusion crossover with Jeeves & Wooster.

Epistolary Romance
A Remarkable Plan of Machiavellian Genius
Hot funny Harry/Draco fics by missparaphilia

Transfigurations
Novel-length Harry/Draco. Much angst and humor.

Little Red Courgette
Artist: raitala
Author: blamebrampton
Prompt Number: 179, from calanthe_fics
Rating: PG
Pairing(s): Draco/Harry
Summary: When this season's purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?
Warnings: Dreadful vegetable jokes and puns by the bushel. See that title? That's quality compared to some of the stuff after the link.
Word Count: about 31,000
Author's Notes: Dearest Cal, I apologise profusely for everything that follows. vaysh made me. At least there's lots of Draco! Sorry – I mean the Blond, darling Dragon the Slytherin sex-god.
Webmistress's friend's summary: "Sophisticated!Witty!AdultDraco is a junior government official outwitting obnoxious EU regulations, irritating politicians, useless journalists and idiot members of the public. Over fruit and vegetable regulations, of all things. Also, he shags Harry."

A Good Deliverance: Draco Malfoy QS and the Case of the Queen Against Dolores Umbridge
by GMW Wemyss
Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Asteria Greengrass & Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley... for now (as the evening foreshadows fall upon those who wish to read this as pre-slash); Dean Thomas/Seamus Finnigan; Pansy Nott (née Parkinson)/Theo Nott; Rolf Scamander/Luna Scamander (née Lovegood); Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger (Mrs Ron Weasley) and other canonical Weasley pairings; minor pairings of no moment.
Rating: BBFC-15
Word Count: 30,800
Genre(s): Thriller/Legal Drama
Canon: Epilogue Compliant
Artist: sirra_scribbles

Sherlock Holmes and the Wicked Wimbourne Wasps
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC) crossovered with Harry Potter
Author: nekomitsu
Pairings: mild Sherlock Holmes / John Watson
Rating: PG-13 for boykissing and epic bromance
Words: ±5500
Summary: John Watson had heard about the wonders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he had never expected them to be as eclectic as they proved under the genius of fifth-year Sherlock Holmes, whose brother Mycroft sucked (souls), whose Head Boy Lestrade suffered from a severe case of bad taste in friends, and whose eyes were those of the Darkest Wizard of all times.

The Case of the Unwelcome Owl
Author: pandarus
(Sherlock, crossover with HP, Gen, PG, 7458 words)

Bruce Wayne - one universe over - was born magical.
by Grey Bard
Batman~Harry Potter xover

Barbara Gordon and the Spoilers of Doom
Author: Second Batgirl
Rating: PG-13 (... just because of the GraysonCam and what Babs does with the video)
Disclaimer: I own neither Harry Potter nor the DCU. There are no actual HP book 7 spoilers in this fic, but there is some mention of book 6.
Continuity: One week before HP book 7 is released in the DCU
Pairing: Gen. HA
Word count: ~500
Summary: Barbara just wants to read the new HP book in peace. Even if it hasn't officially been released yet.

Harry Potter meets Pride and Prejudice

Fan Comic about a Mary Sue at Hogwart's.

Home Truths
by Kanna-Ophelia
"Dedicated to all those wonderfully in-character Draco writers out there."

The Uncle
Fandom: Harry Potter
Summary: If Remus were a mafioso.

Harry Potter and the Practioners of Ka-Boom

Parrot
Rating: PG
Crossover Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairings or Main Characters: Jack Sparrow (some Jack/OFC and OFC/OMC)
Summary: Jack's always been an odd bird.

Better Off Ted

all very pc, of course
by oxoniensis
Fandom: Better Off Ted
Ted saves Phil from being put into orbit.

Smells Like Science
by lotus0kid
Crossover with The Middleman.
Summary: The Middleman and Wendy pay a special visit to a former recipient of Middle-services at Veridian Dynamics.

Mental Unwellness and the Myth of the Veridian Unicorn
by sparky77
Summary: "So what if he's hearing voices? As far as I'm concerned that just means we're getting extra input on our projects for no cost. In fact, I wish more of our employees had voices in their heads like Phil. Good job, Phil!"

Cornering the Market
by storiesfortravellers
Summary: Gen or preslash Lem/Phil with wacky adventures in science. Unapologetic crack.

The Sentinel

I'm not really in the Sentinel fandom (my father's name is Jim, which is a permanent stumbling block), but people recommended lots of good Sentinelfic to me.

What Sentinels And Gay Men Have In Common by Annabelle Leigh

Francesca's Sentinelfic

Diamonds and Marinera Sauce
by Lianne Burwell
Sentinel/Patalliro xover.

Laura Jacquez Valentine's "Bad Touch" series:
Rough Trade
Bad Touch
Blood Sport
Cutting Strings

Prison
Author: Jack Reuben Darcy

Wine, Women and Schlong
Author: Brighid

Inferno

Fruit of the Vine
Author: Aristide

Vocabulary
Author: Miriam Heddy

The Provincial Lady

The Provincial Lady Goes Online
Author: Ankaret
Summary: The Provincial Lady discovers the Internet.

The Provincial Lady and the Pageant
Author: Ankaret
Summary: Lady Boxe organises a Pageant, and the Provincial Lady reluctantly becomes involved.

The Diary of a Provincial Potions Master
Author: Lady Alice Kyteler
Snape/Hermione told in E. M. Delafield style.

Hex

Beautiful Obscene
by charmax
Songvid.

Hex Femslash Master List

Enjoying Your Unlife
Author: giantessmess
Pairing: Thelma/Cassie
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1, 207
Disclaimer: Characters aren't mine. Spoilers up until episode Death takes the Mother
Summary: Thelma adjusts to not being able to touch Cassie.

Touch
Author: giantessmess
Pairing: Thelma/Cassie
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 200
A/N: Spoilers for series 1, reference to series 2.

What They Have In Common
by fickitten
Hex, references Cassie/Thelma, Cassie/Azazeal, Thelma/Ella, Ella/Leon. 250 words, rated U.
femslash100's #49 - greed. "What They Have In Common"
Spoilers for season two, just to be safe! :)

Five Things That Never Happened To Cassie Hughes
by dress_fic
Cassie/Thelma, PG

Touch
by dress_fic
Cassie/Thelma, PG-13

Back in Reality
Author: sparklebunny
Pairing: Cassie/Thelma
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 232

The Red Beret
by Orokiah
Summary: On the night before Thelma's funeral, Cassie is still wondering what she should wear.

Narnia

The Problem of Susan
Author: rj_anderson

The Queen's Return
Author: HonorH

The Narnia/Utena fic Part 2
Author: Rush-That-Speaks

No Reservations: Narnia
by Edonohana
Anthony Bourdain visits Narnia. "I'm crammed into a burrow so small that my knees are up around my ears and the boom mike keeps slamming into my head, inhaling the potent scent of toffee-apple brandy and trying to drink a talking mouse under the table."

LOTR

They Say of the Elves
Fandom: LOTR
Author: Brancher
I'm not a Tolkien fan, but I love this Legolas/Gimli story.

The Very Secret Diaries

To Survive, We Must Kill Our Father: The Wretchedness of Tolkien

Oo, THOSE AWFUL ORCS !
review by Edmund Wilson

U N U S E D A U D I O C O M M E N T A R Y B Y H O W A R D Z I N N A N D N O A M C H O M S K Y , R E C O R D E D S U M M E R 2 0 0 2 , F O R T H E F E L L O W S H I P O F T H E R I N G ( P L A T I N U M S E R I E S E X T E N D E D E D I T I O N ) D V D , P A R T O N E .

A LOTR analogy to Rathergate

Trans Fics


Fanfics with a transsexual theme.

My Body is a Cage
Fandoms: Watchmen (comic)
Rating: PG-13 for language and concepts
Summary: "Jesus. Rorschach's a girl." The story of Wanda Kovacs.
Warnings: Girlschach and offensive language.
Moggy's note: This is my favorite single trans fic anywhere.

Complicated Questions
Author: kirax2
Universe: DCU
Series: Complicated Questions and Simple Answers
Characters: Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake
Genre: Alternate Universe
Word Count: 740 words
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters.
Date Posted: July 5, 2010
Notes: This story came about as a direct result of reading this essay on what it's like to be transgender in fandom. I couldn't stop thinking about it, and this story is the result. Dedicated, with respect and affection, to iambickilometer on his birthday.
Warnings: Clueless Bruce, transgender Tim. Also, there is serious pronoun fail in this story, meaning that Tim is referred to by the incorrect pronoun. This was deliberate, because the point of view character is somewhat clueless, but be aware that it's there.
Summary: He can't believe it took him this long to figure it out.

Simple Answers
Author: iesika
Rating: G
Words: 2900
Summary: Alfred always knows just what to say.
Notes: This fic follows kirax2's Complicated Questions and won't make sense without reading that first. Both titles come from a Dr. Seuss quote: "Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple." The stories are birthday presents for iambickilometer, who inspired the concept with this essay. I want to thank him for really making me stop and think about gender in a way I hadn't before - there's nothing like writing your way into a character's head to make you really consider what it would be like to walk in their shoes.

My Very Existence is a Monument
Author: elishabet
Fandom: Aladdin
Pairing/characters: Aladdin/Jasmine, OFC, Abu, Carpet, Genie, Sultan, Jafar
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Aladdin and all of its characters belong not to me, but to Disney. No profit is being made from this piece of fiction.
Prompt: 84. Aladdin, Aladdin(/Jasmine), living on the streets meant Aladdin was used to making his own rules, but his embarkment on a relationship with Jasmine means that it's suddenly an issue that he was born in a female body.
Summary: Aladdin's just trying to live his life, as best as he knows. FtM Aladdin.
Warnings: None
Author's Notes: Many thanks to rhap_chan for the beta. All remaining errors are mine. Title comes from a lyric from Los Campesinos!

If You Can Keep Your Head When All About You...
Author: janus
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/characters: Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape, Tobias Snape, Eileen Snape, Abraxas Malfoy and Rabastan Lestrange
Words: 4684
Rating: M for Mature. See warnings.
Disclaimer: I do not any thing nor person from the 'Harry Potter' universe. This is written by and for adults. No money is made from this writing.
Prompt: Harry Potter, any character, A canon character uses spells/potions to transition from one sex to another.
Summary: Severus uses will and magic to bring body and soul together when he is very young, but then he needs to negotiate his fearful secret.
Warnings: Misogyny, Transphobia, Violence, Bullying, Dark Themes and Manipulation
Author's Notes: With kind thanks to slytherinlaurel for suggestions, encouragement and her wonderful beta-work. This was much harder to write than anticipated, and the last two sections have not been beta'd. I apologise for any errors I may have missed. It is a hard tale, not light-hearted, and perhaps not what you are expecting, but it has a happy ending. The misogyny in Severus attitudes is not my own, but those of a young boy who does not want to be a girl and has had certain expectations laid upon him. The title is the opening of Kipling's If, which ends: "Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!" Thank you for reading.

Naming
Author: fizzyblogic (phizzle)
Summary: Sherlock Holmes finds his name.
Notes: For kanata (kyuuketsukirui). For Travis, who wanted trans!Holmes. Have some wee!ftm!Holmes ?

Self-Portrait, In Skin
Author: lonetread
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing/characters: Neal Caffrey, with cameos from Mozzie, Elizabeth, Kate, an OC, and a few characters from The X-Files.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,000 (5 sections, 200 words apiece).
Disclaimer: If you recognize it, I don't own it.
Prompt: 3766. White Collar, Neal Caffrey, Neal is FTM.
Summary: Becoming Neal Caffrey.
Author's Notes: Claimed my own prompt (and kept to the word minimum) because I'd been plotting and researching this story for months and it was never going to get done if I didn't. Even as it is, it's late. And there will be sequels. But it's done! :)
Thanks to zerawolfe7 and sashataakheru for the input and encouragement.

Certificate Of Life
Fandom: White Collar
Author: gelasius

Trial by Combat
Author: resolute
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing/characters: The Scoobies, OC
Rating: Gen
Disclaimer: The characters are not mine, they are owned by Mutant Enemy, Dark Horse Comics, and some other people.
Prompt: 137. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: any characters. A FTM slayer has to fight for recognition of his gifts.
Summary: The Scoobies and Slayerettes must decide what to do about Andros.
Author's Notes: Set firmly in the Buffy Season Eight comic, published by Dark Horse. Spoilers for season seven and eight. Thanks to sionnain and willowaus for the beta.

Heart of a Lion
Five Things Tyler Didn't Expect from Slayer Camp
by Tassos
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
'One girl' in all the world became 'many girls' became 'one boy'.

Accomplishments Are Transient
Author: Snow
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Summary: Ben, born as a Buffy, sees being Called as the Slayer as just another way his body is betraying him.

Esther's Tale
Author: jadelennox
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Summary: All told, my parents are turning our house into a little gay- friendly mecca. But we never talk about it outright. They want me to come out to them, I bet. Which I won't, because I'm not gay. Really, I'm not.

Counts, Curves and Cognac
Author: Cousin Shelley
Fandom: Victor/Victoria
Toddy and Victoria doing what they do best--being best buddies.

The Gender Ninja of Oz
Rating: PG-13 (light sexual content)
Characters/pairings: Ozma/Dorothy, Tin Man, Scarecrow, Toto, Jack Pumpkinhead
Contents: Major spoilers through The Emerald City of Oz (book 6); minor ones through Tik-Tok of Oz (Book 9).
Disclaimer: I didn't create these characters...not that it matters. Public domain FTW!
Prompt: lgbtfest, prompt 3782: Wizard of Oz series, Ozma, Ozma's gender identity is complicated - zie wasn't fully satisfied as a boy when zie was Tip, but isn't fully satisfied as a girl when zie is Ozma. On top of that zie is in love with Dorothy. Is there any resolution to this?
Notes: Ozma/Tip's pronouns will be going all over the place; sometimes they match hir physical body at the time, sometimes not. Most of this sticks to Baum's canon, though I have pulled one detail from Ruth Plumly Thompson: rather than staying at the same age forever, characters can choose on their birthdays whether to grow that year. Title nabbed from Genderfork. Full-size versions of the illustrations will be showing up with my other Oz fanart. And, as always, other trans!fics are here.

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