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Wikihistory
by Desmond Warzel
Not actually a fanfic, but too wonderful not to link. A few days on the time traveller's forum in the year 2104.
"Take it easy on the kid, SilverFox316; everybody kills Hitler on their first trip."

A Trekkie's Tale
Read the story which gave Mary Sue her name.

Thunderan Weavings
Years' worth of Thundercats fic by Ninetiger, who is a wonderful person. :-)

Crosswriting
What If.....
Robert E. Howard wrote a Nero Wolfe story?
Don Pendleton wrote a Nancy Drew story?
H.P. Lovecraft wrote a Lone Ranger story?
Norvell Page wrote an Oz story?
Shakespeare wrote a Mike Hammer story?
Ian Fleming wrote a Tarzan story?
Jack Webb wrote a Jules de Grandin story?

Dollhouse songvid

Under the Influence
Author: Rachael Sabotini
Fandom: Highlander
Summary: The Gay Quickening

Kaddish
Author: kishiria
Fandom: The Wicker Man (1973)
A former Summerislander now living in Canada reflects on what her home island has lost. Based on the original Wicker Man.

We Are Six
by Nope
Eloise/Calvin & Hobbes xover

Camelot: The Very Secret Diaries

A Brief Brief History of Time

Five Reasons Buck Is Candy's Best Friend
Author: chicafrom3
Fandom: Zanna, Don't! (musical by Tim Acito)
Pairing/Characters: Buck & Candy, minor side pairings, guest appearance by Tank
Rating/Category: PG/Gen
Prompt: "Candy & Buck, what he sticks around for"
Spoilers: for the premise of the show, but set pre-canon
Summary: There's more to Candy and Buck's relationship than meets the eye.
Notes/Warnings: First attempt to write Zanna, Don't! fic. Written for smallfandomfest. I've been meaning to post this to this journal since November. Uhm. Oops?

The Good Knight-Errant
Author: goddessdster
Hot Fuzz medieval AU. Danny/Nicholas.
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Most from the movie, and a few minor ones of my own creation
The (Not) Legal Stuff: Um, yeah. I disclaim any connection to anyone who made this movie.
Summary: “Sir Nicholas had not meant to offend his Lord so to be thrust out here in no man’s land against his better judgment and abilities.”

Shonen Jump presents "Fiery New Bear Ronin Squad!"
Author: annlarimer
Hot Fuzz Japanese AU.
"NOTES: This had a working title of "Rumiko Takahashi's Hot Fuzz," which should tell you all you need to know about it."

Gay, Bejeweled, Nazi Bikers of Gor
Author: Verisillius
Rating: R
Pairings: Gorean warriors and gay bikers.
Characters: Many characters are modified from characters from the original Gor books, while others are entirely original.
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody, based on John Norman's Gor series, and is not produced for profit. As parody, it is governed by current laws of fair use. All rights to the original Gor material are retained by John Norman.

Inappropriate Elf Nero Wolfe fic by Parhelion

Milk and Orchids
Nero Wolfe fanfiction. A lot of good stories here.

Black and White, Still
by Jane St Clair
6 February 2005
Peter O'Toole/Leni Riefenstahl
Rating: R
Timeline: Takes place in late 1962 or early 1963

Jane Austen's BUFFY

What a Swell Party This Is
Author: musesfool
Fandom: The Thin Man
"She was going to need all her wits about her for this. And another drink."

The Battle of Carthage: A Previously Unpublished Account of the Zombie War
Author: Deifire
Fandom: World War Z
"It was already shaping up to be the worst Christmas ever. And that was before the zombies came."

A Distorted Genius
by HWShipper
Fandoms: Nero Wolfe, House
Summary: He's a genius, eccentric, lazy, and has three staff to do all the work. And House is just the same. Wilson's been arrested on suspicion of murder, and only Nero Wolfe can help.

A Motherfucking Roly-Poly Chubby-Cheeked Shit Machine
Author: Sarah T.
Fandom: Dexter
"No job too big, no description too gross. (Dexter) (Rated R)" Deb-centric.

The Hazarian Authorian Interference (Or how the Middleman was bookblocked)
Author: Medie
Fandom: Middleman/Murder, She Wrote xover
The Hazarian race are a very lovely people if one is neither a rose bush nor a Middleman. In the event that you are, however, we are truly sorry.

Fahrenheit 10/31 - The Musical!
Parody of Fahrenheit 9/11 using Evita.

La Famiglia Affair
Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
Summary: Gen. Mafia. I love mafia-related fanfic.

The Incident of the Fellow in the Fellows' Garden
Author: azdak
Fandoms: Lord Peter Wimsey, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
It's 1955, and Lord Peter Wimsey is asked to look into a troubling suicide - or was it murder? - at his alma mater, Oxford. The leading suspect: a student named Illya Kuryakin.

Slashy Charlie Chaplin songvid to Queen's "Good Old-Fashioned Loverboy"

The Princess Who Was More Interesting Than Her Prince: A 1001 Nights Trifecta
Hilarious snarky recap of an Arabian Nights tale, with a bit of slash.

the SPARTACUS office AU badfic
by hradzka. Very funny.

Killing Elvis
by hradzka
Fandom: Aliens
Summary: Epistolary fic. Some research scientists have to try to figure out how to stuff and mount an alien.

Lost Time
Fandom: Wild Rock
Author: BrightAngel

Swordspoint Fan Art

Reading Against/Reading With: Mastering the Oppositional Discourse in Textual Healing
Author: Emerald Woman
Fandom: Nu!Trek
Pairing: Various
Rating: Oh my god they talk real dirty
Warning: Will remind you of class

Babylon 5 Fic
Scroll down to the works of Hobsonphile.

CONFESSIONS OF A BIOGRAPHER
Author: Luc Deradi
Fandom: Babylon 5
Summary: "History, sex and scandals. The hazards of writing the official life of Londo Mollari..."

Daze of Our Lives slashy cartoon

The Fabulous Land of Oz
Oz slash: Not just for prison fics anymore!

Nom de Coeur
Fandom: Casablanca
Author: Dorinda

The Provincial Lady Goes Online

MERLIN
Author: moonythestrals
Fandom: BBC Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: R
Word count: ~11,500
Summary: Arthur, Merlin, frat brothers, the Dragon, Arthur's BlackBerry, script writing, shitty hip-hop music, Dogma, FATE & DESTINY - oh God I wish I were joking.
Warnings: Just look at the summary, and come to your own conclusion. (Hint, it should be one word, i.e., OMGCRACK.)
Spoilers: For the first few episodes.
Notes: Okay, seriously. I don't know if I should be proud or really ashamed that the longest story I've ever written is about frat boys, but there it is. Thank you to all the people who held my hand & fed me ridiculous ideas & listened to me whine all through this. You know who you are.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.

A Random Collection of Firsts
Author: moonythestrals
Fandom: BBC Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Word count: ~6,500
Summary: From the fratboy!Arthur universe. What the title says.
Warnings: This is absolutely pointless & completely, 100% gratuitous.
Spoilers: Hahaaha you ask this like this has any relevance to the show whatsoever.
Disclaimer: Not mine, don't sue.

H. P. Lovecraft

The Great Old Pumpkin
By John Aegard
A Snoopy/Cthulhu crossover. "As you are no doubt aware, I am the issue of solid Dutch stock—the prosperous Van Pelt family of St. Paul. Mine was a comfortable and happy childhood, and I spent much of it in the devoted service of the Great Old Pumpkin."

What Ho, Gods of the Abyss!
(c)2007 Alan Moore & Kevin O'Neill.
Lovecraft/Jeeves & Wooster crossover.

I Cthulhu, or, or What's A Tentacle-Faced Thing Like Me Doing In A Sunken City Like This (Latitude 47° 9' S, Longitude 126° 43' W)?
by Neil Gaiman

A Study in Emerald (PDF file)
by Neil Gaiman
Sherlock Holmes in a universe where the Old Ones have risen.

The Terror From Bohemia
Irene Adler as a hunter of the Old Ones.

The Case of No. 118
by Grondfic
Raised from the dead by Dr Willett, the mysterious "No. 118" must rely on the good doctor to sift the evidence about the activities of Charles Dexter Ward, in order to ascertain his role in the horrifying occurrences in early twentieth century New England.

SELECTIONS FROM H.P. LOVECRAFT'S BRIEF TENURE AS A WHITMAN'S SAMPLER COPYWRITER.

A Statement in the Ice
Author: meganphntmgrl
Lovecraft~Watchmen xover.
SUMMARY: Suppose Adrian Veidt came across the Necronomicon while buying some Egyptian artifacts for his collection. He starts reading. What follows is the inevitable slow descent into madness...

Superheroes

My favorite Marcelo fics:
The Last One
Legends
Prodigies
The hand, considered as the cutting edge of the mind

Monitor Duty
Author: Rivkat
Summary: Superwomen are slashers.

Escape Artistry
Author: David Hines
Summary: Batman teaches Wonder Woman Houdini techniques. Wonder Woman gets tied up. A lot.

The Last Temptation of Alfred
by David Hines (hradzka)
At a butlering convention, Alfred Pennyworth succumbs to a moment of weakness.

Fishnets
One sentence Wonder Woman/Black Canary by teh_no.

Lord Chiroptera
Author: kyrdwyn
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Damian Wayne, various other members of the DC
Comics Universe
Rating: PG-13
Genre: AU (Medieval)

In the Proper Course of Things
Author: giantsofold
Characters: Alfred, Bruce, and Clark.
Rating: PG.
Spoilers: ...no.
Notes: AU. Historical. For cideon 's prompt, Victorianelite!Bruce and poorVictorian!Clark, on the Historical Drabbles Exchange. I think I wrote this thing from the wrong end.

Schemes
Author: giantsofold
Rating: PG.
Everyone wants Clark Kent.
Lex/Clark, Bruce/Clark.

Five times the Leverage Crew was not in Gotham, no, really, they weren't, no
by noelia_g
Leverage-Batman xover.

Man of Tweed
Author: Booster
Summary: Giles meets Superman.

Legends of the Not Very Dark At All Knight
By Te. Giles as Batman.

What if Bertie Wooster, rather than being a mere layabout, was also Batman?
by MightyGodKing

DCU fics
Mostly Superman/Batman slash.

Little Big Men
by kirax2
Rating: PG
Pairing: chibi!Batman/chibi!Superman
Disclaimer: Do not own.
Universe: L'il Leaguers arc from Superman/Batman DC Comics
Word Count: 576
Notes: Written in response to the Fluff meme, prompt: chibi!Batman and chibi!Superman from the Superman/Batman L'il Leaguers arc. (Extra love for including chibi!Batman's adorable little cloud of bats)
Warning: This won't make much sense unless you've read Superman/Batman 51-52. Also, it is silly.

An Honest Man
by Vigilante Wake
Rating: PG
Fandom: DC Comics
Characters/Pairings: Batwoman (Helena Wayne), Superwoman (Clara Kent)/Louis Lane
Word Count: 826
Disclaimer: I did not create these characters and I am making no money off of them.
Summary: Will Superwoman succeed in making an honest man out of Louis? Of course she will. Batwoman has a cunning plan.
Notes: This story takes place in my Earth-11 (gender-swapped) 'verse sometime after Ballroom Blitz!, Sodium Thiopental, and Children of Women, but each story can be read independently.

The Gray Ghost Saves Christmas
Author: kirax2
Starring: Clark Kent (Superman)/Bruce Wayne (Batman), Simon Trent, Lex Luthor
Universe: DCAU
Disclaimer: The characters belong to their respective copyright holders. This is just for fun, not profit!
Rating: G
Word Count: 1452
Warnings: This is silly. Possibly sillier than Little Big Men. You have been warned.
Notes: Written for the WFGE , for prompt F20: "Batman uncovers evidence of an existing copy of the unaired Gray Ghost Christmas Special. He and Clark work to get their hands on it."

The Romantic Machinations of Timmy the Elf Who Didn't Want to be a Dentist, and his Faithless Sidekick, Yukon Cassandra
OR
A Story in which Dick and Babs are Doomed
By Anonymous

Doppelgänger
by derryderrydown
Kon-el/Inertia
"I think the others have gone evil," Bart said.

Five Times Jim Gordon Found out Bruce Wayne is Batman and One Time Everyone Did
by Sarren

Amazon Spanking Therapy
Author: JoAsakura
Playful ficlet about the Golden Age Wonder Woman.

Alfred J. Pennyworth, ficwriter extrordinaire
Author: JoAsakura
Short, silly, fun.

Wee Small Hours
Author: phoenyxphiyre (aka Andromeda Valentine)
Requestor: mrswoman
Prompts: Car chase, heatwave; "Fragments of Sappho" challenge
Pairing: Birds Of Prey - Huntress/Oracle
Fragment: not one girl, I think, who looks on the light of the sun will ever have wisdom like this
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 1,050
Spoilers: Up through issue 98, maybe 99
Disclaimers: I only wish they were mine.

How Chloe Got an A in History or: Some Kind of Wonderful
Author: dracunculus
Summary: Femslash (Chloe/Wonder Woman). Undercurrents of Clex.
Dedication: For Crackmonkey and his dad.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part V

Regression to Mean
Author: Oddity Collector
Summary: The optimist believes that we live in the best of possible worlds. The pragmatist has rigorous proof.
AU Tim Drake.

Disaster Recovery
Author: Cyc
Pairing: Batman/Superman
Content: Suitable for all slashy ages
Words: 300
Summary: Mate is a four-letter word. So is husband.
Notes: Oh just don't ask where I got the idea for this one. Just don't.

With Gladness and Singleness of Heart
Author: Sarah T.
Angst. Bruce/Dick.
Warning: underage (not graphic).

Chiaroscuro
Author: Sarah T.
Batman/Nightwing.

Five Ways Gothamites Saved Themselves
Fandom: Batman
Author: Miarrow
Characters: Originals
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,295
Summary: Gotham is a city of heroes, and not all of them wear capes.
Notes: "I really wanted to try that five ways thing, and I've had the idea for a tour of some regular Gotham extras for a bit, so I figured I'd smush those two together. I had tons of fun writing this."

No Teacher Likes to Say 'I Don't Know'
Author: Muse of Speed
Fandom: Birds of Prey
Characters: Charlie Gage-Radcliffe (Misfit)
Prompt: 22. Learn
Word Count: 624
Rating: G
Summary: Physics is all well and good until someone points out Superman.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.

The Justice League Teamwork Retreat
Author: Madelyn
Fandom: SV/JL…ish? Gen.
Summary: The team that works together, wins together.

Spirits in the material world
Author: katarik
Summary: There are things it isn't safe to do in Gotham City.
Author's Notes: No canon characters appear explicitly in this fanfiction; references to canon characters and the events of Batman 653, Green Arrow 61, No Man's Land, OMAC Project, and Infinite Crisis appear.
Inspired by a chat with chevauchee regarding civilians living in Gotham and how they might react to the various events in the city. Thanks to lord_dingsi for his help.

Eight Simple Rules for Dating my Teenage ~~Ward~~ ~~Sidekick~~ Partner: or Dude you sound like a NAMBLA member.
by brown-betty
Crack. Batman lays down the law for Superboy.

Batman Misremembers
by brown-betty
Batman under the influence of Scarecrow's toxin.

Bloodline
Author: Sarah T.
Batman. "They have always lived in the castle"

Barbara Gordon and the Spoilers of Doom
Author: Second Batgirl
Rating: PG-13 (... just because of the GraysonCam and what Babs does with the video)
Disclaimer: I own neither Harry Potter nor the DCU. There are no actual HP book 7 spoilers in this fic, but there is some mention of book 6.
Continuity: One week before HP book 7 is released in the DCU
Pairing: Gen. HA
Word count: ~500
Summary: Barbara just wants to read the new HP book in peace. Even if it hasn't officially been released yet.

arch-schatten's Psych_30 fics
Author: arch-schatten
Fandom: DC animated
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own the rogues, but I could probably use a holiday in Arkham.
I especially liked Men of Science and Hierarchy.

Wonders to Perform
Author: Ruby Nye
Fandom: DC Comics
Rating: R
Summary: A tree grows in Gotham, and Robins fly through her branches.
Pairings: Robins/assorted
Warnings: het, slash, femslash, OCs, character death.
Spoilers For/Based On: various Gotham-related storylines, the most recent of which being War Crimes.
Thanks to: petronelle for audiencing and vassilissa for beta reading.
Disclaimer: Some of these characters are mine. The ones you knew before reading the story aren't.
Title From: "Light Shining Out of Darkness" by William Cowper

Untitled Identity Porn
Author: Alis Dee
WIP. "Fairly straightforward premise; Movieverse Bruce and Clark meet. Identity porn ensues (hence the title)."

Bruce Wayne - one universe over - was born magical.
by Grey Bard
Batman~Harry Potter xover

Just A Face On A Train
Fandom: Spiderman II
Author: katheryne

Night Calls the Green Falcon
by Robert R. McCammon
A washed-up actor begins to act out, in real life, his most famous role.

Image gallery of Mr. Mxzptlk's girlfriend.

Lex Luthor

Clex fic by astolat

Marcelo's Lex fic
Marcelo is awesome.

Five Times Lex Saved Superman
Author: Bagheera-san

Five of Lex's Revenge Plans for the Justice League
Author: Bagheera-san

Five reasons Lex Luthor became a criminal
Author: Bagheera-san

Man and Superman
Author: Bagheera-san
Essay
Character: Lex Luthor
Fandom: Justice League Unlimited, Superman: The Animated Series
Spoilers:: selected episodes of S:TAS, all of JLU
Author's Note: Many thanks to xparrot for beta-ing this!

Lex Luthor Ruler of Australia
Author: seaouryou
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Notes: This was going to be a oneshot like all of the fic in the not!fakebaby!verse, but it started to drag on with no end in sight so: two-parter.
1. In this 'verse, Jimmy is Jimmy. His little brother can, I don't care, photograph male underwear models or something.
2. This fic draws a lot on the events of past not!fakebaby!verse fics, particularly Ten Ways to Defeat Your Nemesis
3. I don't let Lex win often in this 'verse (he is a supervillian, after all), but when he does, he wins in a big way.

And Hitler Was a Crappy Artist Too
Evil is Cool, Good is Corny
Author: seaouryou
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark/Lex

Breaking Up is Hard to Do
Author: mahaliem
Clex. HILARIOUS.

My Big Fat Alien Wedding
Author: mahaliem
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clex
Rating: PG-13
Length: Over 5,300 words.
Summary: The story of Clark and Lex's courtship and wedding.

The Adventures of Stanley Putoski
Author: mahaliem
Pairing: Clex
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Stanley Putoski likes his job as one of Lex Luthor's minions and he likes his boss, even if he doesn't get enough holidays off a year.

Stuck Between Heaven and Hell
Author: mahaliem
Rating: R
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: Lex is haunted by Clark after Superman's fight with Doomsday.
This fic starts off a little slow, but keep reading, trust me.

Busy Bodies
Author: mahaliem
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: R
Length: Approximately 9,000 words
Summary: Written for the Kink/Cliche Challenge. Prompt - Multiple universes (the characters meet versions of themselves from a parallel universe), Future fic

Friendship On Fire
Author: mahaliem
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: R
"Lex was having a normal, ordinary day the first time his ass caught on fire."

Fandoms I Have Loved 11: Smallville
Essay

Metropolis
Author: Sageness
Challenge: The City
Rating: all audiences
Fandom: Superman, LLMOS, The Question
Spoilers: ALL of The Question v.2 #1-6 and Lex Luthor: Man of Steel #1-5.
Warning: Experimental genfic.
Summary: Imagine shooting a documentary through a kaleidoscope.

Frantic (Or, The Day There Were No Porkchops)
by jenn
Clark/Lex
Rating: NC-17, barely
Summary: In which Clark does not get dinner. And then everything goes downhill.
Author Notes: Nonchop asked and asked and then I said yes, though it took a *darn* long time to finish. Possibly my happy gene is in remission or somesuch. You'd be surprised how much pressure someone (*cough* madelyn *cough*) can put on a person, though.
"Right. Let's just pretend that Lex *never* has experiments that get totally out of control and almost destroy the world as they know it."

Five Very Good Reasons Not to Date Luthors
by jenn
(Lex, Clark, Clark/Lex) NC-17
Spoilers: none
There are good, solid reasons.

At the Fifteenth Annual Evil Mastermind Convention.
Author: Basingstoke
Scott Evil. Lex Luthor. A wholly improbable crossover.
"Thanks to everyone who helped me out with this one--especially Livia, for the title."
Hilarious.

The Color Pink
Author: Basingstoke
Superboy discovers pink kryptonite.

Thirty Minutes or Less
Author: Christina K
Clark recognized the voice immediately; he was just surprised Lex bothered to call him at the Planet, instead of using a sonic blast and high frequency death threats to get his attention.
"Superman. I have a Death Ray pointed at downtown Metropolis."
"I'm listening," Superman checked around the office to make sure no one was paying attention, then lowered his voice. "What are your demands?"
"Pizza."

Eight Crazy Nights
Author: Rivkat
Smallville/Supernatural xover ficlets.

Livid
Author: Rivkat
For the Turn Left meme, jakrar asked: "how would Incarnadine have gone if it had happened later in their relationship, when Clark was all suspicious and accusatory toward Lex?" Answer : not well. Incarnadine has Red K-induced issues of consent all over; herein we discuss a couple of them, but there's no recounting of explicit sexual activity. So, PG-13 for themes.

Every Third Sunday
Author: Sarah T.
Summary: Superman visits Lex in prison.

Fallback Positions
Author: Sarah T.
Lex Luthor/Bruce Wayne

Conversations
Author: cero-ate
Rating: PG
Series: None
Summary: Lex and Slade have a conversation while waiting for an auction to finish.

Repeating Patterns
by meyari
Summary: When Red Hood breaks into Lex's penthouse to kill him for his crimes Lex just sighs and offers him coffee. The strange relationship that forms after that befuddles everyone including Jason and Lex.
Notes: Post-Rift, Future Fic, crack concept, jealousy, anger, mood altering pollen, sibling rivalry, older/younger sexual relationships. And for anyone who's curious, in this 'verse Metropolis is across the bay from Gotham like in the comics, not in Kansas like in SV.

Looks Like a Billion Bucks
"Then why does he keep giving me billionaire looks?"
"What looks?"
"Billionaire looks," Clark said, gesturing covertly. "With his eyes going up and down and then focusing on my eyes, and the little smile. It's how billionaires look at people."

Stocks and Bonds of Holy Matrimony
Author: Abi
Disclaimer: Not mine, yadda-yadda. No infringement intended.
Written for the Cuff `Em, Vamp `Em, or Just Make `Em Come Already Kink and Clich Multi-Fandom Challenge.
Prompt Used: Undercover Lover/have to pretend to be dating
Warnings: There is not a drop of porn, angst or anything else remotely resembling anything I wrote in it.
Author's Note: I blame Roxy and Caelum. Send all hate mail to them.

Ficlet
Author: Hradzka
Lex (as morally ambiguous billionaire) scheming and being, for the moment at least, triumphant.

Marble
Author: Julad
Lex almost manages a smile. "Clark Kent, telling a lie? I don't believe it."
"It's true. I had an ulterior motive and everything."

Naked. In My Bed.
Author: Littera Abactor

Meanwhile, back in Metropolis...
Author: Punk
E-mail: punkm@teleport.com
Category: Clark/Lex
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Less than 1 gram per serving.
Disclaimer: WB, DC, TRP, M&G, S&S.
Summary: You are not exclusively the brawn, and he is not always the brains.

James Bond

untitled
Book!verse Bond fic, starring James Bond, Felix Leiter, Honey “I'm a Mary Sue” Ryder, and Bond's massive amount of Issues. Contains minor spoilers for the book version of Live and Let Die, medium ones for the book version of Casino Royale, and major ones for the book and movie versions of Dr. No. And one or two brief references to Diamonds are Forever, but blink and you'll miss them. If you're only familiar with the movies, just keep in mind that book!Bond doesn't have any of his film counterpart's nifty gadgets, and that book!Felix is from Texas and doesn't have a right hand (at least, post-Live and Let Die, he doesn't). And, yes, Felix does canonically drive a manual transmission hotrod with one hand even though that's probably nearly impossible. He has Bond-character super powers.
Felix/James/Honey Ryder

Tomorrow We Die
Author: coelogyne
Fandom: James Bond bookverse by Ian Fleming
Pairing: James Bond/Felix Leiter
Rating: PG, mild m/m sexual content
Notes: Unfinished (very much so) story from August 2003. Post-Thunderball but pre-Man With the Golden Gun. Italics indicate unwritten sections. I didn't finish it because it got way too wanky, and also the fandom is miniscule: me.

Drabble: Once Bitten
Author: Lanna Michaels
James/Alec

Punishment Duty
Author: daya_slyth
Rating: G, gen - friendship
Summary: The boys are in trouble.
Disclaimer: Characters belong not to me. No money being made, just playing with them for my own amusment.
A/N: Random little plot bunny that nibbled my ankle until I wrote it. Just friendship between the two here, am working my way up to (eventually) slash. One off ficlet.

Surely Not Rose Petals
Fandom: James Bond 007 fem AU
Pairing: Jane Bond/Felice Leiter
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The last thing Jane Bond wants when tied down spread-eagled to someone's bed is to be threatened with rose petals.
Notes: Written for the "rough sex" prompt on my [community profile] kink_bingo card; the cute little shorts are real, by the way, though I haven't yet tried them on personally ;)
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: These characters are the property of their respective creators, and no profit or infringement is intended.

Crossover
Author: Leviathan
Burn Notice crossover.

From the Shadows
by Carmarthen
Summary: What Alec says is not what he means. Alec and James at school and after.

The Trouble With Mad Scientists
by Carmarthen
"Bond hated billionaire mad scientists. They always went overboard. Your usual snakepit or shark pool just wasn't good enough for them, oh no..." James Bond versus Velociraptor.

Bond ficlet for lasergirl
Elspethdixon
Summary: Wherein Bond and Felix are stuck in the Panamanian jungle.

Nero Wolfe

Crosswriting
What If.....
Robert E. Howard wrote a Nero Wolfe story?

Inappropriate Elf Nero Wolfe fic by Parhelion

Milk and Orchids
Nero Wolfe fanfiction. A lot of good stories here.

Leverage

The Guys on HotWomenofCrime.Net Are Never Going to Believe This
Author: ijemanja
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Sterling/(Parker)
Rating: teen
Notes: You know, while watching 'The First David Job', you really have to wonder why he went to all the trouble of putting a leather armchair in the back of that armoured van just to wait for his imaginary girlfriend Parker. (Does it count as crack if it has become your own personal canon?) 1019 words.
Summary: Jim Sterling. Insurance investigator. Magnificent bastard. Fanboy.

The Joy of Cooking
Author: ijemanja
Pairing: team gen
Rating: teen
Notes: Mmm, Thai food. Set post-season one. 3000 words.
Summary: Eliot cooks. The rest of the team 'help'.

Bait and Switch
Author: ijemanja
Pairing: none, team gen
Rating: teen
Notes: Short and rather silly. ~~Like Eliot.~~ I am totally going to write something that isn't Leverage again eventually. Just not today. 1500 words.
Summary: Parker and Sophie need to get out of a tricky situation.

The Underwire Job
Author: brown-betty and emeraldwoman
Odd Jobs series
Rating: There is drinking and Warcraft in this one, folks, as well as mature discussion of sexuality as depicted on the internet. It's probably depraved.
Pairing: It's sort of like if a gen-writer wrote Parker/Hardison.
Notes: This is the first time a co-writer has let me title anything! Either I'm softening them up, or my titles are getting better. Spoilers for The Two Horse Job, but fits into continuity much later. (And will probably be jossed next Tuesday.) Written by me and emeraldwoman
Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in the making of this motion picture.
Summary: Parker recruits Eliot for a side job. Comedy and horror ensue.

The Cat-Burglar Job
Author: brown-betty and emeraldwoman
Odd Jobs series
Pairing: no, think bigger. OT3.
Rating: Schemin', macin', and kissin', y'all.

House Rules
Author: brown-betty and emeraldwoman
Odd Jobs series
Warning: Contains suggestions of unsafe food-handling.
Pairing: You're new here, aren't you?

Hardison's Week Off: What We Talk About When We Don't Talk About Love
Author: brown-betty and emeraldwoman
Odd Jobs series
Pairing: There were three in the bed, until Alec kicked them out so he could get some sleep.
Warning: The Library of Congress does not endorse these shenanigans.

Parker's Week Off: But Take A Body Too
Author: brown-betty and emeraldwoman
Odd Jobs series
Pairing: Don't be silly, old people don't have sex.
Warning: Contains much research, and much research cheerfully ignored.
Disclaimer: This document is not certified to be free of doctrinal error.

Life in the Twenty-First Century
Author: aces
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing/characters: Alec Hardison; Alec Hardison's thoughts and fantasies involving a number of characters from various books, tv shows, and other media; Nana, who does not figure in any fantasy; and eventually it all comes down to
Hardison/Elliot/Parker
Rating: All ages
Disclaimer: The characters of Leverage—and all other shows, books, comics, etc. mentioned—do not belong to me. I make no profit from this story, am only writing hopefully for the entertainment of others.
Prompt, from lgbtfest: Fandom or other online activities help Hardison come to terms with his sexual orientation.
Word count: approx. 4100 words
Warnings: Spoilery for the end (literally the last five minutes) of the second season of Leverage.
Author's Notes: Okay, John Rogers noted in one of his blog posts that Hardison & Parker are in their mid-20s, so I'm gonna go with something like that chronology and…hope for the best. I'm also going with an assumption that all the other foster situations, including Jehovah's Witness!mom, were before Hardison ended up with Nana, that Nana ended up adopting Hardison, and that she died sometime in Hardison's early 20s. Any errors, canonical or otherwise, are all mine. Special thanks to troyswann for her as-always sound suggestions and advice—you rock, lady!
Summary: Alec Hardison, if pressed, would probably suggest that he subscribes to a post-modern definition of identity.

Nerds of the Earth, take note!
by Betty, Emeraldwoman
Leverage/Iron Man xover

Five times the Leverage Crew was not in Gotham, no, really, they weren't, no
by noelia_g
Leverage-Batman xover.

Jeeves & Wooster

Can't Quite Put My Finger On It
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster

Psychology of the Individual
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster

What Ho, Gods of the Abyss!
(c)2007 Alan Moore & Kevin O'Neill.
Lovecraft/Jeeves & Wooster crossover.

Dear Jeeves Part II
by Purity Brown
A series of letters between Jeeves and Wooster.
Jeeves/Wooster

The crux of the matter
Author: drachenmina
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Snape 100 Challenge#202: Crossover
Characters: Severus Snape, Jeeves & Wooster
Warning: really bad puns. Sorry.

The Jooster diaries
Various authors. The journals of various Wodehouse characters, told Very Secret Diaries style.

Let There Be No More Marriages
Author: woe_in_a_hoodie
Rating: PG-13 for implied violence.
Word Count: 403
Pairing: Implied Jeeves/Bertie pre-slash.
~~Warnings~~ Enticements: Evil Jeeves!

Green Ice
Author: Adina
Lord Wimsey crossover.
Bertie suffers shellshock from his service in the Great War.

The Matter of the Firebird
Author: lawnnun
Rating: R for some weirdness, some gore, and some frottage.
Summary: The Firebird is another story where a wise servant continually has to get a lovable doofus in and out of trouble.
Author's note: Some nasty bits, due to Russian-ness of source material. This was written ages ago, but "The Twelve Dancing Drones" reminded me that I had it.

Wooster's School for Wayward Girls
by Yahtzee
Femslash.

Green Ice Part II
Fandom: Sayers/Wodehouse
Written for: torch in the Yuletide 2004 Challenge
by Adina

Faint Heart, Fair Maiden
by innocentsmith
Rating: PG, or thereabouts.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Wodehouse's.
"Note: You know, if you'd told me the other day that I'd be writing Honoria/Madeline, I would've had Sir Roderick Glossop fitting you for a straitjacket. The plotbunnies move in mysterious ways, their wonders to perform."

What if Bertie Wooster, rather than being a mere layabout, was also Batman?
by MightyGodKing

Play It Again, Jeeves
Author: triedunture
Rating: G
Length: 870
Warnings: none
Summary: For who_is_small, who requested a cracky retelling of Casablanca with Jeeves and Bertie.

Heroes

Campaign Secrets
Author: Selenak
Fandom: Heroes
Disclaimer: All owned by NBC.
Summary: Want to know the truth about the Petrelli campaign? One intern reveals all.
Characters: Nathan Petrelli, Peter Petrelli, Mohinder Suresh, Mrs Petrelli, Mrs. Gray, Eden McCain, Claire Bennet, Hiro Nakamura, a lizard, one unfortunate intern, possibly named Emily.
Author's Note: Parody with obvious precedents; as silly as it can get.
Spoilers: Vague ones for the entire season.
Rating: PG 13, to be on the safe side.

Destiny for Breakfast
Author: technosage
Series: NBC's Heroes.
Warnings: PG-13
Characters/Pairing: Hiro, Peter, Mohinder.
Word Count: 1329
Standard disclaimer: Not making money here, not claiming ownership. Not mine, but I wish they were.
Author's Notes: Written for heroes50.
Summary: Hiro makes new friends in New York who understand what it means to be special.

You Can Be Mean and I'll Drink All the Time
Author: hackthis
Missing scene from 1.05 'Hiros'
Spoilers through 1.07
Nathan Petrelli. Hiro Nakamura.

Hardly Cheating
Author: lampshadehat
Rating: G
Pairing/Characters: Hiro + Ando

Star Wars

The Luke Side of the Force
This is really funny.

Winter's Tales
Excellent Vader-centric fanfiction by Karen Winter.

Provided the Cuffs and Collars Match
by David Hines (hradzka)
Han Solo never actually got to see Princess Leia in her slave outfit. Han feels this is profoundly unfair.

Ethnic stereotypes in Star Wars.

The Complex and Terrifying Reality of Star Wars Fandom
by Andrey Summers
"There is a diabolical twist to Star Wars fandom, you see, that defies comprehension, and yet is the life-blood of all Star Wars fans. It is this:
Star Wars fans hate Star Wars."

Daughter O' The Sith: A Romantic Comedy
by Grey Bard
Rating: PG-13 for implied genocide, sedition, and other fun stuff
Summary: You know what kind of PR disaster something like this would be if it got out to the paparazzi?
A Star Wars AU
Pairing: Han/Leia

A Vader-and-bureaucracy drabble
by shezan

Revel Propaganda Poster
Imperial Propaganda
More Imperial Propaganda

The Turning Tide: An Indictment of the New Republic
©2002 IE Ries
Author:Inari Icewalker
An Imperial-leaning politician from Bakura gives a speech exposing the New Republic and its true past.

The Thirteenth Mary Sue
by The Plaid Adder
Humor. Obi-Wan/Darth Maul.

Buffy

Man of Tweed
Author: Booster
Summary: Giles meets Superman.

Legends of the Not Very Dark At All Knight
By Te. Giles as Batman.

It's About Power: Gender Dynamics in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

Domestic Abuse and Gender Role Reversal in Season 6: My Letter to Mutant Enemy

Buffy-Twilight xover: What if Edward Cullen had tried it on Buffy?

The Chosen Ones
Video: What if Buffy Summers and Clark Kent fell in love? This vid made me a Buffy/Clark shipper.

NCIS

Pacino's Way
Author: Azar
Email: atlanteanazar-at-gmail.com
Fandom: NCIS
Spoilers: general ones through season 5, just to be on the safe side
Characters: Tony; mentions of pretty much everyone else
Length: 3274 words
Written for: raggedy_edge, who requested: Tony Dinozzo. In the name of the Father, the Son, and Michael Corleone. Strength and faith come to people in many different forms. This is what came to me: I hope it's what you were looking for! *crosses fingers*
Acknowledgments: medie for providing both beta services and morale boosting all through the process of writing this.
Disclaimer: Neither the NCIS nor the movie characters mentioned herein are mine. Al Pacino isn't either, but this should surprise no one.
Author's Note: "Ironically enough, I have never seen *any* of the movies highlighted in this story, and have unfortunately been too busy to watch them in preparation for it. I did extensive research on them all via Wikipedia, IMDB and other sources, and I hope that's enough, but I apologize sincerely if I made any glaring errors. I also thought about switching gears to movies I *had* seen, but Tony wouldn't hear of it. This is the story he wanted to tell, I just hope I did a halfway decent job of channeling it."
Summary: Five things Tony believes in.

Genius At Work
Author: Grey Bard
Fandoms: NCIS & Sleepy Hollow. A Gothically inclined forensic scientist writes fanfic about a Gothically inclined forensic scientist.

Tony's Dry Spell
Author: Xanthe
Email: Xanthe@xanthe.org
Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Category: Slash
Genre: Humour
Rating: R
Status: Complete
Spoilers: Post ep for 6X18, Knockout
Wordcount: 3668
Summary: Tony finds out the real reason for his recent lack of hot sex.

Open Doors, and Other Invitations
Author: shrift
NC-17, DiNozzo/Gibbs. 6,348 words.
"Despite all appearances to the contrary, Tony knew how to ignore things. It used to be one of his best coping mechanisms."

Choose Instead to Dwell in My Disasters
Author: Pouncer
Fandom: NCIS
Rating: PG
Genre: gen
Spoilers: mostly season three, but contains information revealed at the end of season six.
Summary: Ziva is determined that she will make a new life for herself here, no matter the initial reason for her stranding. ~2600 words.

Sherlock Holmes

A Study in Emerald (PDF file)
by Neil Gaiman
Sherlock Holmes in a universe where the Old Ones have risen.

The Terror From Bohemia
Irene Adler as a hunter of the Old Ones.

A Shambles in Belgravia
by Kim Newman

Sherlock Holmes pastiches

Sherlock Holmes meets the Torah
Author: Shayheyred
"So as I reported in a recent entry, I have written a commentary on a portion of Leviticus for the temple I work for. Whereas others pen scholarly examinations of the text, I chose to write...a Sherlock Holmes pastiche. You'll have to decide for yourself why he and Watson are sitting at home reading the Torah."

Sacrilege!
Holmes/Watson slash.

All in the details
Rating: PG
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (film)
Pairing: Girl!Watson/Mary
Summary: In which Julia Watson introduces Holmes to one Miss Mary Morstan.

A Small Wound
Author: brancher
This is my Holmes genderfuck story, and I'm not sure it quite holds up.
PAIRING: H/W
SUMMARY: After a gunplay on a dangerous case, revelations.

Firefly

Insensitive
Fandom: Firefly.
Author: hossgal
Summary: "An explaination, of sorts, for Jayne. A response to the 'Evil Elf' challenge."

Andromeda's Firefly Fic
Fandom: Firefly
Very good Simon/Jayne fic.

Touch of Silk
Fandom: Firefly.
Author: elynross
One-sided Simon/Jayne. Beautiful.

X-Files

The Funny Stuff
X-Files.

Muldertorture
Fandom: X-Files
Author: thewombat
"'But you don't understand!' Mulder wailed desperately. 'There's no escape! Not as long as there are women who write about rough male/male sex to create an environment for themselves where characters can enjoy being sexually submissive without conforming to male/female sexual archetypes and in the process using the hurt/comfort mechanism to break through social taboos against homosexuality by creating a stress/pain situation where male sexual contact is both punished and permitted!'"

WHAT'S IN A NAME?
Fandom: X-Files
Author: Halrloprillalar
Scully/Alex. Which Alex, you ask? You well might.

Sylvia's XF Fic
Mulder/Krycek. Very good characterization of Scully. Most are serious, but Nighttime Visitors is one of the funniest fics I've ever read.

Harry Potter

Harry/Draco fic by Mirabella
Mirabella has become my absolute favorite HP ficcer.

The Diary of a Provincial Potions Master
Author: Lady Alice Kyteler
Snape/Hermione told in E. M. Delafield style.

The Code of the Potters
Author: Mashplum
Fusion crossover with Jeeves & Wooster.

Epistolary Romance
A Remarkable Plan of Machiavellian Genius
Hot funny Harry/Draco fics by missparaphilia

Transfigurations
Novel-length Harry/Draco. Much angst and humor.

Little Red Courgette
Artist: raitala
Author: blamebrampton
Prompt Number: 179, from calanthe_fics
Rating: PG
Pairing(s): Draco/Harry
Summary: When this season's purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?
Warnings: Dreadful vegetable jokes and puns by the bushel. See that title? That's quality compared to some of the stuff after the link.
Word Count: about 31,000
Author's Notes: Dearest Cal, I apologise profusely for everything that follows. vaysh made me. At least there's lots of Draco! Sorry – I mean the Blond, darling Dragon the Slytherin sex-god.
Webmistress's friend's summary: "Sophisticated!Witty!AdultDraco is a junior government official outwitting obnoxious EU regulations, irritating politicians, useless journalists and idiot members of the public. Over fruit and vegetable regulations, of all things. Also, he shags Harry."

A Good Deliverance: Draco Malfoy QS and the Case of the Queen Against Dolores Umbridge
by GMW Wemyss
Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Asteria Greengrass & Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley... for now (as the evening foreshadows fall upon those who wish to read this as pre-slash); Dean Thomas/Seamus Finnigan; Pansy Nott (née Parkinson)/Theo Nott; Rolf Scamander/Luna Scamander (née Lovegood); Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger (Mrs Ron Weasley) and other canonical Weasley pairings; minor pairings of no moment.
Rating: BBFC-15
Word Count: 30,800
Genre(s): Thriller/Legal Drama
Canon: Epilogue Compliant
Artist: sirra_scribbles

Bruce Wayne - one universe over - was born magical.
by Grey Bard
Batman~Harry Potter xover

Harry Potter meets Pride and Prejudice

Fan Comic about a Mary Sue at Hogwart's.

Home Truths
by Kanna-Ophelia
"Dedicated to all those wonderfully in-character Draco writers out there."

The Uncle
Fandom: Harry Potter
Summary: If Remus were a mafioso.

Harry Potter and the Practioners of Ka-Boom

Parrot
Rating: PG
Crossover Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairings or Main Characters: Jack Sparrow (some Jack/OFC and OFC/OMC)
Summary: Jack's always been an odd bird.

Sentinel fics

I'm not really in the Sentinel fandom (my father's name is Jim, which is a permanent stumbling block), but people recommended lots of good Sentinelfic to me.

What Sentinels And Gay Men Have In Common by Annabelle Leigh

Cheap
Author: Francesca

Armchair
Author: Francesca

The Nature Series
Author: Francesca

Pretty Boy and Pretty Rough
Authors: Francesca and Miriam

Diamonds and Marinera Sauce
by Lianne Burwell
Sentinel/Patalliro xover.

Laura Jacquez Valentine's "Bad Touch" series:
Rough Trade
Bad Touch
Blood Sport
Cutting Strings

Prison
Author: Jack Reuben Darcy

Wine, Women and Schlong
Author: Brighid

Inferno

Fruit of the Vine
Author: Aristide

Vocabulary
Author: Miriam Heddy

Hex

Hex Femslash Master List

Enjoying Your Unlife
Author: giantessmess
Pairing: Thelma/Cassie
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1, 207
Disclaimer: Characters aren't mine. Spoilers up until episode Death takes the Mother
Summary: Thelma adjusts to not being able to touch Cassie.

Touch
Author: giantessmess
Pairing: Thelma/Cassie
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 200
A/N: Spoilers for series 1, reference to series 2.

What They Have In Common
by fickitten
Hex, references Cassie/Thelma, Cassie/Azazeal, Thelma/Ella, Ella/Leon. 250 words, rated U.
femslash100's #49 - greed. "What They Have In Common"
Spoilers for season two, just to be safe! :)

Five Things That Never Happened To Cassie Hughes
by dress_fic
Cassie/Thelma, PG

Touch
by dress_fic
Cassie/Thelma, PG-13

Back in Reality
Author: sparklebunny
Pairing: Cassie/Thelma
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 232

Narnia

The Problem of Susan
Author: rj_anderson

The Queen's Return
Author: HonorH

The Narnia/Utena fic
Author: Rush-That-Speaks

LOTR

They Say of the Elves
Fandom: LOTR
Author: Brancher
I'm not a Tolkien fan, but I love this Legolas/Gimli story.

The Very Secret Diaries

To Survive, We Must Kill Our Father: The Wretchedness of Tolkien

Oo, THOSE AWFUL ORCS !
review by Edmund Wilson

U N U S E D A U D I O C O M M E N T A R Y B Y H O W A R D Z I N N A N D N O A M C H O M S K Y , R E C O R D E D S U M M E R 2 0 0 2 , F O R T H E F E L L O W S H I P O F T H E R I N G ( P L A T I N U M S E R I E S E X T E N D E D E D I T I O N ) D V D , P A R T O N E .

A LOTR analogy to Rathergate

Trans Fics

Fanfics with a transsexual theme.

My Body is a Cage
Part Two
Fandoms: Watchmen (comic)
Rating: PG-13 for language and concepts
Summary: "Jesus. Rorschach's a girl." The story of Wanda Kovacs.
Warnings: Girlschach and offensive language.
Moggy's note: This is my favorite single trans fic anywhere.

Complicated Questions
Author: kirax2
Universe: DCU
Series: Complicated Questions and Simple Answers
Characters: Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake
Genre: Alternate Universe
Word Count: 740 words
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters.
Date Posted: July 5, 2010
Notes: This story came about as a direct result of reading this essay on what it's like to be transgender in fandom. I couldn't stop thinking about it, and this story is the result. Dedicated, with respect and affection, to iambickilometer on his birthday.
Warnings: Clueless Bruce, transgender Tim. Also, there is serious pronoun fail in this story, meaning that Tim is referred to by the incorrect pronoun. This was deliberate, because the point of view character is somewhat clueless, but be aware that it's there.
Summary: He can't believe it took him this long to figure it out.

Simple Answers
Author: iesika
Rating: G
Words: 2900
Summary: Alfred always knows just what to say.
Notes: This fic follows kirax2's Complicated Questions and won't make sense without reading that first. Both titles come from
a Dr. Seuss quote: "Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple." The stories are birthday presents for iambickilometer, who inspired the concept with this essay. I want to thank him for really making me stop and think about gender in a way I hadn't before - there's nothing like writing your way into a character's head to make you really consider what it would be like to walk in their shoes.

My Very Existence is a Monument
Author: elishabet
Fandom: Aladdin
Pairing/characters: Aladdin/Jasmine, OFC, Abu, Carpet, Genie, Sultan, Jafar
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Aladdin and all of its characters belong not to me, but to Disney. No profit is being made from this piece of fiction.
Prompt: 84. Aladdin, Aladdin(/Jasmine), living on the streets meant Aladdin was used to making his own rules, but his embarkment on a relationship with Jasmine means that it's suddenly an issue that he was born in a female body.
Summary: Aladdin's just trying to live his life, as best as he knows. FtM Aladdin.
Warnings: None
Author's Notes: Many thanks to rhap_chan for the beta. All remaining errors are mine. Title comes from a lyric from Los Campesinos!

If You Can Keep Your Head When All About You...
Author: janus
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/characters: Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape, Tobias Snape, Eileen Snape, Abraxas Malfoy and Rabastan Lestrange
Words: 4684
Rating: M for Mature. See warnings.
Disclaimer: I do not any thing nor person from the 'Harry Potter' universe. This is written by and for adults. No money is made from this writing.
Prompt: Harry Potter, any character, A canon character uses spells/potions to transition from one sex to another.
Summary: Severus uses will and magic to bring body and soul together when he is very young, but then he needs to negotiate his fearful secret.
Warnings: Misogyny, Transphobia, Violence, Bullying, Dark Themes and Manipulation
Author's Notes: With kind thanks to slytherinlaurel for suggestions, encouragement and her wonderful beta-work. This was much harder to write than anticipated, and the last two sections have not been beta'd. I apologise for any errors I may have missed. It is a hard tale, not light-hearted, and perhaps not what you are expecting, but it has a happy ending. The misogyny in Severus attitudes is not my own, but those of a young boy who does not want to be a girl and has had certain expectations laid upon him. The title is the opening of Kipling's If, which ends: "Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!" Thank you for reading.

Naming
Author: fizzyblogic (phizzle)
Summary: Sherlock Holmes finds his name.
Notes: For kanata (kyuuketsukirui). For Travis, who wanted trans!Holmes. Have some wee!ftm!Holmes ?

Self-Portrait, In Skin
Author: lonetread
Fandom: White Collar
Pairing/characters: Neal Caffrey, with cameos from Mozzie, Elizabeth, Kate, an OC, and a few characters from The X-Files.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,000 (5 sections, 200 words apiece).
Disclaimer: If you recognize it, I don't own it.
Prompt: 3766. White Collar, Neal Caffrey, Neal is FTM.
Summary: Becoming Neal Caffrey.
Author's Notes: Claimed my own prompt (and kept to the word minimum) because I'd been plotting and researching this story for months and it was never going to get done if I didn't. Even as it is, it's late. And there will be sequels. But it's done! :)
Thanks to zerawolfe7 and sashataakheru for the input and encouragement.

Certificate Of Life
Fandom: White Collar
Author: gelasius

Trial by Combat
Author: resolute
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing/characters: The Scoobies, OC
Rating: Gen
Disclaimer: The characters are not mine, they are owned by Mutant Enemy, Dark Horse Comics, and some other people.
Prompt: 137. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: any characters. A FTM slayer has to fight for recognition of his gifts.
Summary: The Scoobies and Slayerettes must decide what to do about Andros.
Author's Notes: Set firmly in the Buffy Season Eight comic, published by Dark Horse. Spoilers for season seven and eight. Thanks to sionnain and willowaus for the beta.

Counts, Curves and Cognac
Author: Cousin Shelley
Fandom: Victor/Victoria
Toddy and Victoria doing what they do best--being best buddies.

The Gender Ninja of Oz
Rating: PG-13 (light sexual content)
Characters/pairings: Ozma/Dorothy, Tin Man, Scarecrow, Toto, Jack Pumpkinhead
Contents: Major spoilers through The Emerald City of Oz (book 6); minor ones through Tik-Tok of Oz (Book 9).
Disclaimer: I didn't create these characters...not that it matters. Public domain FTW!
Prompt: lgbtfest, prompt 3782: Wizard of Oz series, Ozma, Ozma's gender identity is complicated - zie wasn't fully satisfied as a boy when zie was Tip, but isn't fully satisfied as a girl when zie is Ozma. On top of that zie is in love with Dorothy. Is there any resolution to this?
Notes: Ozma/Tip's pronouns will be going all over the place; sometimes they match hir physical body at the time, sometimes not. Most of this sticks to Baum's canon, though I have pulled one detail from Ruth Plumly Thompson: rather than staying at the same age forever, characters can choose on their birthdays whether to grow that year. Title nabbed from Genderfork. Full-size versions of the illustrations will be showing up with my other Oz fanart. And, as always, other trans!fics are here.