THE TOP TEN JOB PERKS OF WORKING FOR ICHABOD CRANE
10) He doesn't mind you sleeping on the job, as long as you keep your feet off his notes.
9) You get the good horse.
8) The grownups are so busy worrying that he'll faint or lose his lunch that they forget to shove you out of the room whenever something interesting is going on.
7) As long as you take care of the spiders, he doesn't make you watch autopsies.
6) He takes you into those cool haunted woods your parents would never let you go into.
5) Frequent breaks -- whenever he passes out.
4) It's easy to look brave when a cop is always hiding behind you.
3) He has really cool equipment.
2) His ledger makes for interesting reading.
1) He fights like a girl. Which means that you get to deliver the definitive blow to your father's killer.