~27~This was inspired by the Inappropriate Elf Challenge.
Agent Z staggered into the office and collapsed in a chair. All other alphabets were instantly on the alert. "What's the matter, Z? Did he send you to Alaska?" Z shook his head numbly. "No," he said after a dazed moment. "It's just… I had no idea the Major was…." He couldn't finish. "I knew it!" Agent G exclaimed, triumphant. "Lord Gloria finally got him, did he?" "I win the office pool!" B said. "No, no! That's not it at all!" Z swallowed before forcing himself to speak. "Didn't you ever wonder why the Major wears his hair so long?" A nervous silence answered him. "It's to cover the points of his ears," Z whispered.
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